# SHOCKING NEWS: Sean Hannity is a Lying Douchebag!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594 "2009-07-10T18:55:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/81 "2009-07-10T23:54:21Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Pace yourself. Choose your arguments. Otherwise, you end up looking like a… well you know.

A republican?

At this point they might as well get themselves a Legion of Doom Darth Vader Head looking HQ in a swamp.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/82 "2009-07-10T23:59:03Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Well, leave it to Sean Hannity to edit the President’s words. While doing an interview for FOX, Major Garret asked Obama a ridiculous question, which Obama answered quite well. Well, leave it to Sean Hannity to chop the interview to make up some inane lie about Obama not knowing history and to basically someohow cast aspersions on the President that he HATES AMERICA!!!
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> [Side-by-side comparison of viedo](http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001915/)
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> Couldn’t these guys at least be more discreet, less brazen, in their own dishonesty? I mean this is an interview from their OWN “news” channel, fer crissakes.

Shut. Up.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/83 "2009-07-11T00:07:24Z")

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> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> A republican?
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> At this point they might as well get themselves a Legion of Doom Darth Vader Head looking HQ in a swamp.

Bobby Jindal can get them primo-swampland at excellent prices. But Sara Palin has to wear the Cheetah costume.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/84 "2009-07-11T00:09:43Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Shut. Up.

This is what happens when one is shown that something they love is dishonest and that their love is based on lies. They either 1. Re-evaluate their love. or 2. Lash out at the messenger.

Republicans is stupid. 😃

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/85 "2009-07-11T00:12:30Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Bobby Jindal can get them primo-swampland at excellent prices. But Sara Palin has to wear the Cheetah costume.

Ooo Sarah Palin jokes. The cutting edge of lefty humor.

I’m not a huge Palin fan, but I’ll take her 1000 times out of 1000 over a granola-filled nutcake she-witch like Nancy Pelosi.

> [@Lobohan](#):
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> This is what happens when one is shown that something they love is dishonest and that their love is based on lies. They either 1. Re-evaluate their love. or 2. Lash out at the messenger.
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> Republicans is stupid. 😃

No, seriously. Shut. It.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/86 "2009-07-11T00:16:59Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Ooo Sarah Palin jokes. The cutting edge of lefty humor.
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> I’m not a huge Palin fan, but I’ll take her 1000 times out of 1000 over a granola-filled nutcake she-witch like Nancy Pelosi.

Nancy Pelosi is much smarter than Palin. Palin is a stupid bitch who got to be a very big fish in a very small pond. Nancy Pelosi may be filled with granola, but she can out think Palin any day of the week.

And you too probably. 😃

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/87 "2009-07-11T00:19:44Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> No, seriously. Shut. It.

Were you planning to provide a coherent argument in any thread in which you’ve posted? Or even an incoherent one?

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/88 "2009-07-11T00:29:27Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Nancy Pelosi is much smarter than Palin. Palin is a stupid bitch who got to be a very big fish in a very small pond. Nancy Pelosi may be filled with granola, but she can out think Palin any day of the week.
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> And you too probably. 😃

No doubt, no doubt. And Al Gore is much smarter than Bush, right? Wait…his grades were lower. But that doesn’t matter…because Bush misspoke all the time…wait…Gore was worse…But that doesn’t matter, because Gore made that there “Inconvenient Truth” movie, which was proven to be right…wait…it’s full of errors…but that doesn’t matter, because anyone with left-wing views is automatically smarter than anyone with right-wing views, because left-wing views are CORRECT, dammit, and how can the right-wing not SEE that?

> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> Were you planning to provide a coherent argument in any thread in which you’ve posted? Or even an incoherent one?

Who said I came here to ARGUE? If I want to do that, my wife is right over there.

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/89 "2009-07-11T00:29:37Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> Fox News has a political orientation? What orientation would that be?

Not completely in the tank for Democrats and liberals, of course. Pay attention!

ETA: Something I just wondered about: what kind of tank does the phrase “in the tank” refer to? The military kind? Is it making a “power associated with tons of armor plating and heavy artillery” metaphor?

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/90 "2009-07-11T00:32:39Z")

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> [@Sinaijon](#):
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> It seems to me that the major beef was that Obama wouldn’t say we ‘won’ the Cold war. Only that it ‘reached it’s conclusion’, in order to avoid offending the Russians.

There’s this magic thing called diplomacy. The US’s Government’s lack of it over the previous two terms was all too painfully obvious.

As a non-American I am quite enjoying the fact that the US currently has a president that knows that going to a country and then saying “hahahaha we kicked your asses” just isn’t the done thing.

If only a good portion of the American population could work that out as well.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/91 "2009-07-11T00:35:12Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> No doubt, no doubt. And Al Gore is much smarter than Bush, right? Wait…his grades were lower. But that doesn’t matter…because Bush misspoke all the time…wait…Gore was worse…But that doesn’t matter, because Gore made that there “Inconvenient Truth” movie, which was proven to be right…wait…it’s full of errors…but that doesn’t matter, because anyone with left-wing views is automatically smarter than anyone with right-wing views, because left-wing views are CORRECT, dammit, and how can the right-wing not SEE that?

And I presume you have cites for all of that, right?

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Who said I came here to ARGUE? If I want to do that, my wife is right over there.

Oh, so you just want to spout ridiculous bullshit. Got it. I advise you to avoid Great Debates, then, since you’ll be handed your ass there.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/92 "2009-07-11T00:40:43Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> And I presume you have cites for all of that, right?

This is the internet, sparky. Look it up.  
Let’s recap:

-Gore’s grades were lower.  
-Inconvenient Truth loaded with errors. (banned from classrooms in the UK!)  
-Created the internet.

> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> Oh, so you just want to spout ridiculous bullshit. Got it. I advise you to avoid Great Debates, then, since you’ll be handed your ass there.

Dude, I could debate your ridiculous little face off. And keep your hand far away from my ass, please. I don’t swing that way.

Your a presumptous one, aren’t you?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/93 "2009-07-11T00:48:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> This is the internet, sparky. Look it up.

That’s now how we do things here. Here you have to provide your own citations and sources of your information. A failure to do so will put you in The Category.

> [@](#):
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> Dude, I could debate your ridiculous little face off.

I dare you to do so. I cannot wait to see your debating abilities, because you are obviously holding back. I’m not sure why though, if I had such a power, I’d be actually making use of it.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/94 "2009-07-11T00:51:20Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> That’s now how we do things here. Here you have to provide your own citations and sources of your information. A failure to do so will put you in The Category.

The Category?

> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> I dare you to do so. I cannot wait to see your debating abilities, because you are obviously holding back. I’m not sure why though.

Shits & giggles?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/95 "2009-07-11T00:53:54Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> The Category?

Yes. You’ll be there soon enough.

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> Shits & giggles?

Are you just trolling then? Intentionally posting assertions that you know will make people mad, just for your own amusement?

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/96 "2009-07-11T00:53:59Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> -Created the internet.

Gore never claimed that.

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Dude, I could debate your ridiculous little face off. And keep your hand far away from my ass, please. I don’t swing that way.
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> Your a presumptous one, aren’t you?

I never said I’d be the one doing it. And no, you can’t debate, or else you’d already have done that instead of flinging insults.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/97 "2009-07-11T00:56:33Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> No doubt, no doubt. And Al Gore is much smarter than Bush, right?

You’ll note, that the _Stupid Conservative_, will attempt to deflect when faced with a situation he doesn’t like. In this instance, Pelosi’s accomplishments are much weightier than Palin’s so all he can do is point to Gore and Bush, two people I hadn’t mentioned.

The _Stupid Conservative_ goes on:

> [@](#):
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> Wait…his grades were lower. But that doesn’t matter…because Bush misspoke all the time…wait…Gore was worse…

Here the _Stupid Conservative_ is continuing down his deflective tangent. He first of all, assumes that grades equal intelligence. Which I’m sure, any intelligent person knows isn’t true. Second of all he assumes that Gore has as many verbal gaffes on record as W. Bush, which isn’t true by any measure. So the stupid person has failed to substantiate even his own tangent.

> [@](#):
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> But that doesn’t matter, because Gore made that there “Inconvenient Truth” movie, which was proven to be right…wait…it’s full of errors…

Here the _Stupid Conservative_ continues his deflection. Now he has brought global warming into the debate, presumably the _Stupid Conservative_ doesn’t believe in global warming and is using it to show how utterly gullible _the libs_ are. In this case however, he’s chosen to ignore the tens of thousands of climate scientists who actually find Anthropogenic Climate Change to be a real danger on the horizon. The _Stupid Conservative_ has chosen to believe the 26 or so Climate scientists who disagree. Why? Because they are saying what he wants to believe. And a _Stupid Conservative_ doesn’t care about facts, they care about being seen as right.

Never mind that there are problems in an Inconvenient Truth owing to more recent science, but it is for the most part correct and for the most part parallels scientific understanding.

Does the _Stupid Conservative_ think about this, no, instead he continues to rage:

> [@](#):
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> but that doesn’t matter, because anyone with left-wing views is automatically smarter than anyone with right-wing views, because left-wing views are CORRECT, dammit, and how can the right-wing not SEE that?

Left wing views aren’t always correct. For instance, I like nuclear power and I think that the left is wrong on that stance. However, what the _Stupid Conservative_ fails to see, is that he, and other _Stupid Conservatives_ have chosen specifically to be wrong.

_Stupid Conservatives_ have chosen to not believe in evolution, they have chosen to champion abstinence-only sex education, they have chosen to ignore anthropogenic climate change, they have chosen to inject Christianity into governmental life, they have chosen to ignore the vast majority of economists in that a stimulus plan was necessary, they have chosen to believe that industries will regulate themselves and so on.

_Stupid Conservatives_ have chosen to do and champion very, very stupid things. Liberalism isn’t defacto correct, it just seems so because everything the _Stupid Conservatives_ do is wrong.

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> Who said I came here to ARGUE? If I want to do that, my wife is right over there.

I think you came to argue, but quickly found out that you aren’t smart enough.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/98 "2009-07-11T01:00:52Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> You’ll note the _Stupid Conservative_
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> I think you came to argue, but quickly found out that you aren’t smart enough.

I edited your bloviating.

My God, man! If you’re going to call me “stupid”, could you do it in less that a whole page? I mean, it’s a very short word.

But no, I’m not stupid. As a matter of fact, I’d put real money on being smarter than you by a country mile.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/99 "2009-07-11T01:06:03Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> I edited your bloviating.
> 
> My God, man! If you’re going to call me “stupid”, could you do it in less that a whole page? I mean, it’s a very short word.
> 
> But no, I’m not stupid. As a matter of fact, I’d put real money on being smarter than you by a country mile.

Stupid. 😃

I was responding to your drivel. That’s what people do on message boards. Post, respond, lather, rinse, repeat.

Instead of responding to my very sound points you squawk and shiver. Stupid and cowardly… that’s all that’s left to the right and it’s scary.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/100 "2009-07-11T01:19:42Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Stupid.
> 
> Instead of responding to my very sound points you squawk and shiver. Stupid and cowardly… that’s all that’s left to the right and it’s scary.

I’m getting the distict vibe that people like me threaten you. And by people like me I mean people who aren’t intimidated by lefties.

Here, I’ll be sporting. Here are some predictions that will be easy to disprove within the next 5 years. If they are disproven, I’ll come back here and debase myself. Ready?

#1 - Left wing views are much less popular among young people than older people think.

#2 - The “green” movement will fall apart fairly soon.

#3 - The next president will be a conservative.

By the way, here’s something to chew on, intellectually. It’s Freudian.

Environmentalism = Death Instinct.

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