# SHOCKING NEWS: Sean Hannity is a Lying Douchebag!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594 "2009-07-10T18:55:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/141 "2009-07-11T04:17:37Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Why yes, I would like more fish for the barrel!
> 
> Really, you are only demonstrating how clueless you are.

_sigh_ Okay, now you’re just boring me.

You know what? I think if you search through the voting records, you’ll find that Alexander Graham Bell and Elvis Presley voted for Obama. Does this mean he’s not the president?

You’re being purposefully obtuse and seizing on minutiae. Who cares if one of the 700 is a crackpot? Or 10?

Is this the extent of your debating skills? You really have that tenuous a grasp, eh?

My point was this: the number of skeptics is growing.

Have you disproven it? Can you?

So far you’ve given the problem a wide berth but leapt head-first into a reductionist tangent. I refuse to follow.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/142 "2009-07-11T04:18:06Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> I could post links to 10 other articles saying the same thing. Must I?

I’d like it if you had an actual credible source instead of Rupert Murdoch’s lapdog, yes.

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> …btw if you find any evidence that scientists are falling into line, that the ranks of skeptics are shrinking, that the debate is over, etc…please post them. I’d love to read them.
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> I’m fairly confident you won’t.

Because I’m sick of butting my head into a brick wall. Fortunately, **GIGOBuster** seems to enjoy it.

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Wind, solar, geothermal, etc cannot fulfil our power needs now and certainly not in the future. If you have any articles saying they can, please post them. Of course, these articles should be written by reputable scientists and explain HOW these fuels will meet our current projected power needs.
> 
> I’m fairly confident you won’t.
> 
> Why don’t they “count”? Because they’re pipe dreams.

Clean coal and non-superhot fusion do not exist now, and oil shales are very expensive. None of them can fulfill our power needs at any point in the next fifteen years or so. On the other hand, progress is being made in solar energy, with panels being made more cheaply and designed to convert more sunlight into usable electricity every year.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/143 "2009-07-11T04:19:12Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> You know what? I think if you search through the voting records, you’ll find that Alexander Graham Bell and Elvis Presley voted for Obama. Does this mean he’s not the president?

What the hell are you talking about? You’re claiming dead people voted?

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/144 "2009-07-11T04:28:39Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> _sigh_ Okay, now you’re just boring me.
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> You know what? I think if you search through the voting records, you’ll find that Alexander Graham Bell and Elvis Presley voted for Obama. Does this mean he’s not the president?
> 
> You’re being purposefully obtuse and seizing on minutiae. Who cares if one of the 700 is a crackpot? Or 10?

Nah, the fact is that in previous discussions it was found that very few were climate scientists.

So, yes, you are clueless regarding the state of affairs in Climate Science.

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> Is this the extent of your debating skills? You really have that tenuous a grasp, eh?

You posted as a cite an opinion piece of the WSJ. It is you who demonstrated that you are grasping at straws.

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> My point was this: the number of skeptics is growing.
> 
> Have you disproven it? Can you?

Yes, history shows that many scientists objected to AGW because they saw very little evidence that CO2 was a problem. Evidence later appeared that showed that man made CO2 was a problem and now there are less skeptics.

[http://www.aip.org/history/climate/](http://www.aip.org/history/climate/)

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> So far you’ve given the problem a wide berth but leapt head-first into a reductionist tangent. I refuse to follow.

That is ok, right now we just have a general theory that you are exude idiocy, if you continue we will have to propose a special one, just for you.

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**Author:** ![E72521](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@E72521](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E72521)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/145 "2009-07-11T05:31:26Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Why don’t they “count”? Because they’re pipe dreams.

You should see our brand new 5 kilowatt pipe dream. It sits on the roof soaking up the Florida sun. Our new pipe dream elimated our electric bill, increased the value of our home dramatically, and you got to pay for half of it. Thanks! I can’t wait to add another 5 kw worth of pipe dream, at your expense. Thank you for helping me move closer to getting “off the grid” with my pipe dream.

I love pipe dreams.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/146 "2009-07-11T05:58:26Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> I’ll eat five tins of baked beans and a handfull of sleeping pills. Use a ouija board to interpret my farts and I’ll still score better than him. 😃

**Luc** , dude, I await your counter offer. Your bid makes more sense, but his smells worse.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/147 "2009-07-11T07:23:29Z")

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Dnftt.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/148 "2009-07-11T07:30:10Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Dnftt.

Gesundheit.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/149 "2009-07-11T12:39:57Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Republicans is stupid. 😃

We actually have a thread for that here in the Pit (Hannity’s deception was mentioned prior to this thread being started), though ususally one has to be more than a random wingnut douchebag posting on a message board to qualify. Though I had been mulling over including the numerous wingnut douchebags on Free Republic who delighted in calling 11-year old Malia Obama [“ghetto street trash/whore”](http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/7/10/752031/-Free-Republic-Pulls-Thread-Bashing-Mahlia-Obama) (among other things) so exceptions might be made. But generally, no. **BugMeNot2** (_laughing at that “2”_) doesn’t qualify. Yet. While it’s an interesting experience to watch Republican Dodo birds in their extinction throes, he’s just too trivially stupid to care about.

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/150 "2009-07-11T12:46:15Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> he’s just too trivially stupid to care about.

Again let me reiterate that being called “stupid” by someone I hardly know exists - yet already suspect is of barely-above-average intellect - is quite humorous.

Despite your superior, derogatory tone, Equipoise…you’re no threat to me, my friend.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/151 "2009-07-11T13:06:50Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Again let me reiterate that being called “stupid” by someone I hardly know exists - yet already suspect is of barely-above-average intellect - is quite humorous.

Unlike you, I have never claimed above-average intelligence. IQ isn’t everything. One could have an IQ of 50, and still have a good, kind heart. One could be the smartest person in the room, and still be a cold, ignorant douchebag.

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> Equipoise…you’re no threat to me

Never thought I was, never wanted to be. Your words speak for themselves.

> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> my friend.

McCain, is that you? Hey, when’d you let your principles get mangled by the wingnuts? What were you thinking in allowing Palin to be chosen for you? You didn’t really want to win the presidency, did you?

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**Author:** ![BugMeNot2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BugMeNot2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BugMeNot2)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/152 "2009-07-11T13:24:39Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> One could have an IQ of 50, and still have a good, kind heart.

The former is still up for debate, but you don’t qualify for the latter. People with good, kind hearts don’t call others “stupid” without provocation. Had we even spoken before that insult?

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/153 "2009-07-11T13:46:56Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> You know what? I think if you search through the voting records, you’ll find that Alexander Graham Bell and Elvis Presley voted for Obama. Does this mean he’s not the president?
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> > [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> > What the hell are you talking about? You’re claiming dead people voted?

Bug is parroting the ACORN conspiracy theorists that conflate fraudulent registrations with actual votes. He must have skipped that high school civics class that taught how voting works.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/154 "2009-07-11T13:52:04Z")

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If anybody at CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC or CNN did something like this to Bush, Cheney, Palin, et al, scumbags on the right, probably including Starving Artist, would be SHRIEKING for their heads. And any of those organizations would probably force out someone who did this.

If Fox had a shred of integrity they would force Hannity to apologize. I won’t hold my breath.

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**Author:** ![Robert\_Pickton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4bbf92/32.png) [@Robert\_Pickton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert_Pickton)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/155 "2009-07-11T21:49:58Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> …But no, I’m not stupid. As a matter of fact, I’d put real money on being smarter than you by a country mile.

Holy-Fucking-Moley. I didn’t know they were measuring IQ in country miles now.

Since you’re (evidently) from the country and a smart little feller, correctly answer the following question:

What color and how many corn cobs do you grab out of the crib on your way to take your morning constitutional?

I’ll bet you $1 that you don’t know the answer.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/156 "2009-07-12T03:23:20Z")

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> [@BugMeNot2](#):
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> The former is still up for debate, but you don’t qualify for the latter. People with good, kind hearts don’t call others “stupid” without provocation. Had we even spoken before that insult?

Gosh, you’ve only been here for 2 days, but you seem to feel we have a need for another wingnut spouting mindless right-wing talking points, so I was getting a head start.

Just out of curiousity, what’s your position on President Obama’s birthplace/certificate?

Edit because I forgot to add that, yes, people with good, kind hearts can call others stupid, if they’re calling someone stupid who is, in fact, stupid. Good and kind does not have to equal being PC toward wingnuts.

[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
If anybody at CBS, ABC, NBC, MSNBC or CNN did something like this to Bush, Cheney, Palin, et al, scumbags on the right, probably including Starving Artist, would be SHRIEKING for their heads. And any of those organizations would probably force out someone who did this.  
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It’s that famous Republican hypocrisy at work. They can do anything they want, but if a Democrat tried the same thing, hooboy what a stink would be made. I’m still shaking my head over Pete ‘We could learn a lot from the Taliban!’ Sessions. Imagine, if you will, a Democratic politician [saying such a thing](http://thinkprogress.org/2009/02/05/sessions-gop-insurgency/). The loud, continuous outrage would be heard (over and over and over and over and over and over and over and fucking over again) all the way to Mars. Whoever said it would be drummed out of Congress. But because a Republican Rep said it, the Democrats just rolled their eyes and said “what an ass” then forgot about it, the Republicans ignored it, the mainstream media ignored or buried it, the right-wingers and media ignored it and probably privately agreed. Sessions is still around, still being stupid, and has not suffered one bit for having said such a shocking and traitorous thing.

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/157 "2009-07-13T03:20:33Z")

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Ironically, **BugMeNot2** is really starting to bug me.

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**Author:** ![tagos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@tagos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tagos)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/158 "2009-07-13T12:54:30Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> See, there you go again. 😉
> 
> Where did anyone say Reagan was the sole reason for the end of any of these things?
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> Nowhere, that’s where!
> 
> It sorely undermines your position when you can’t respond honestly to what someone else has said.

It sorely undermines your position that you are an idiot. Seriously. Have you some sort of condition or learning disability?

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/159 "2009-07-13T17:30:17Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It can’t, actually… but in the future I should probably take greater care to identify my ironic comments as such. Comic Sans MS, maybe?

Or perhaps I should wear my whoosh proof goggles. In my defense, there is so much weapons-grade stupidity flying around this thread, it was hard to parse out such fine irony. In other words, the stupid got in my eyes.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shocking-news-sean-hannity-is-a-lying-douchebag/502594/160 "2009-07-13T17:44:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Having said that however, I would like to thank you for giving exposure to the fact that certain European countries which were formerly under Soviet domination are now free, and rightfully thankful to the U.S. and Ronald Reagan for their freedom.

All Nicaraguans concur.

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