Shocking!: woman claims winning lotto ticket not part of office pool

Oh sure. Now you tell me. What couldn’t you have mentioned this, like 25 years ago and saved me a hell of a lot of work?

He probably called her. He is (was) probably hoping to cash in on being her lawyer once she became mega-rich. Since she appears to have made it all up (right? I’m not sure but it sounds like she may have just wanted attention), I think he might be out of luck.

This is one of the single greatest bits of wisdom I’ve ever seen or heard in my life. Thank you.

It’s a cute saying, but not true. Look at Abraham, Lot, Solomon, David, Job, Noah, Boaz, etc., etc.

The first rule of SDMB improv is “no, actually…”

If David or Lot were historical, they were kind of dicks.

Hamburgler strikes again!

Oh boy, another winner has stepped forward! The article doesn’t say if this person has a ticket or not:

Our long national nightmare is over. The winners with the Maryland ticket have been confirmed.

That’s dumb. If you split it *before *taxes, you get more!