# Shodan crosses the line

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 28, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803 "2014-08-28T21:50:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/221 "2014-08-31T21:23:50Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> But enough of this! Less serious discussion in my Pitting! Because I happen to know that **Knorf** uses the pictures and descriptions of the Master’s Tournament without the express written permission of the PGA, and that’s a [felony](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=732479) and the only reason he hasn’t been gunned for it in cold blood is because he’s white!

He had implicit oral permission.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/222 "2014-08-31T21:25:50Z")

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> [@Captain\_Amazing](#):
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> He had implicit oral permission.

Can we leave Clinton out of this for once?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/223 "2014-08-31T21:39:31Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> You know, it’s a bad thing when **Bricker** and anyone else make sweeping generalizations about liberals and it’s also a bad thing when sweeping generalizations about conservatives are made as well.
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> I know quite a few conservatives about whom I would say your statement is patently false. What applies to a part does not immediately apply to the whole.

Please, enlighten us with examples of non-selfish and non-racist and non-greedy conservatives. I think every conservative I’ve ever met bases his or her political philosophy on one of those basic characteristics. Usually racism is the number one, but I’ve met non-racist conservatives. Their greediness and selfishness is readily apparent.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/224 "2014-08-31T21:41:59Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> I can find batshit insane positions from the Republicans that are certifiably untrue about climate change, health care, nativism, and abortion. A few of those batshit insane ideas driving the current crop of Republican leaders (like going against abortion even in the case of rape) are based on **religious** reasons, something that a guy like you should already **know** how dumb is to use that to base one’s positions.

Guess what? I can find batshit insane positions from the Demcrats that are certifiably untrue about the same topics.

But I most assuredly agree with you that the religious whackjobs are the bane of our existence. The worst mistake the Republican Party ever made was getting in bed with them.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/225 "2014-08-31T21:46:00Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Obama is a moderate. Reid is a moderate. Pelosi is not quite a moderate, but hardly a radical…

:D:D:D

Oh, ghods, that was funny!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/226 "2014-08-31T21:47:38Z")

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Sure you can still find some honest conservatives so long as they aren’t elected. Incumbency warps the mind.

Its not love of money that is the root of evil, its love of power. Money is just one of its more obvious forms.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/227 "2014-08-31T21:50:16Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Guess what? I can find batshit insane positions from the Demcrats that are certifiably untrue about the same topics.
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> But I most assuredly agree with you that the religious whackjobs are the bane of our existence. The worst mistake the Republican Party ever made was getting in bed with them.

It was either that or lose. Its no coincidence that all those anti-gay marriage propositions were on the same ballot as Bush v Kerry. Cynics are wrong, they are amoral, but they are shrewd sumbitches.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/228 "2014-08-31T22:11:05Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Guess what? I can find batshit insane positions from the Demcrats that are certifiably untrue about the same topics.

Past experience has showed me and many others that you are deluded on that one.

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> But I most assuredly agree with you that the religious whackjobs are the bane of our existence. The worst mistake the Republican Party ever made was getting in bed with them.

Good, keep that thought because on that front the religious whack jobs are in power and dictating policy.

GOP: No Climate Change because, Bible

Using the Bible to Resist Climate Action: A Supercut 

God, Bible Prove Climate Change A Hoax (Say GOP Reps) 

And there is a good chance that Senator Inhofe will gain the gavel in senate commissions regarding this issue if the Republicans take the senate.

As Bill Moyers declared after pondering on that prospect: “God help us” ;)😃

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/229 "2014-08-31T23:16:12Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Please, enlighten us with examples of non-selfish and non-racist and non-greedy conservatives. I think every conservative I’ve ever met bases his or her political philosophy on one of those basic characteristics. Usually racism is the number one, but I’ve met non-racist conservatives. Their greediness and selfishness is readily apparent.

Thank you for confirming every negative stereotype about liberals. You’re a complete fucking idiot.

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> :D:D:D
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> Oh, ghods, that was funny!

I’m sorry, am I missing something? The administration’s premier policy enactment is essentially the single most conservative possible health care reform that’s liable to do anything. These people are not radicals unless your idea of radical is “someone who believes the government isn’t going to murder you and your children”. Care to explain what your issue with this is?

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Guess what? I can find batshit insane positions from the Demcrats that are certifiably untrue about the same topics.

THEN FUCKING DO IT! Don’t just stand there with your dick in your hand saying “yeah, well, I totally could do that… if I wanted to”. ACTUALLY FUCKING DO IT!

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/230 "2014-09-01T00:02:09Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Good, keep that thought because on that front the religious whack jobs are in power and dictating policy.

BTW, [a recent article](http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/05/religious-right-real-origins-107133.html) claims that the (circa 1970) rise of the religious right was in support of racial segregation.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/231 "2014-09-01T00:42:51Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Can we leave Clinton out of this for once?
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

That’s not fair. Everything about Clinton was explicit.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/232 "2014-09-01T01:40:56Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> GOP: No Climate Change because, Bible

Really? In my experience, the Republican-affiliated types that deny climate change do so because, Bad For Business, because, Pointy-Headed Government Bureaucrats Are Telling Us What To Do, because, Science Was Wrong Before and because, It’s A Democratic Thing.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/233 "2014-09-01T02:10:05Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Really?

**Yes, really** , check the videos. The other items you mentioned are also there, but that the Republicans also use god to claim that this is not happening has also been recorded.

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/234 "2014-09-01T06:19:25Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> And **John Corrado**.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about him. I liked some of his posts; too bad he was such a pussy.

> [@](#):
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> When [manhattan] left moderation, I believe he said he did so specifically because this board was actively hostile to conservatives.

That does ring a bell.

Pussy.

> [@](#):
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> But enough of this! Less serious discussion in my Pitting! Because I happen to know that **Knorf** uses the pictures and descriptions of the Master’s Tournament without the express written permission of the PGA, and that’s a [felony](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=732479) and the only reason he hasn’t been gunned for it in cold blood is because he’s white!

It’s a fair cop.

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> PS - you are white, aren’t you?

Who knows?

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> But I most assuredly agree with you that the religious whackjobs are the bane of our existence. The worst mistake the Republican Party ever made was getting in bed with them.

Holy shit, I totally agree with **Clothahump** about something!

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2014, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-crosses-the-line/696803/235 "2014-09-01T07:31:51Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Thank you for confirming every negative stereotype about liberals. You’re a complete fucking idiot.

You are most welcome. As for your intelligence, your posts in this thread show a certain envy and jealousy for a certain “complete fucking moron”. Might I suggest you shove a cord up your ass and in your mouth at the same time, cause what comes out of you stinks like shit and violates the Geneva conventions.

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