# Shodan gives us all his regards.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-gives-us-all-his-regards/627825>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 10, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-gives-us-all-his-regards/627825 "2012-07-10T19:58:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-gives-us-all-his-regards/627825/221 "2012-07-13T06:21:37Z")

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> [@Darth\_Panda](#):
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> Tear it down!
> 
> Mallards,  
> Dark Lord of Bamboo

> [@digs](#):
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> \<snip\> “And driving a flame-throwing Zamboni isn’t easy.”

I like to make a point of coming into the threads giving posters like **Shodan** a hard time and sign my post, but I’m torn now, because both of these are so excellent. What the hell, I’ll sign off with both.

Mallards,  
Dark Lord of Bamboo  
Driving a flame-throwing Zamboni isn’t easy!

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-gives-us-all-his-regards/627825/222 "2012-07-13T07:04:56Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> And, finally, I know my posts like this are annoying. Thing is, I’m not going to sit back and not defend myself when attacked.

And you shouldn’t sit back when you are attacked, but the fact is you do have a well earned reputation as a bleeding heart who sets himself up as a “Defender of the Weak”. It’s annoying because most of the time they are really not as weak as you patronizingly think they are.

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