# Shodan is a racist?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 21, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019 "2009-09-21T23:30:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/101 "2009-09-23T01:32:54Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> Yeah, ok. Thanks. Bye.

See ya’ around. Enjoy your thread. I hope it is everything you wanted.

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**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/102 "2009-09-23T02:40:23Z")

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Here on the board and IRL, libs are freaking out because Obama is struggling and the Dems are likely to lose a lot of seats in the mid-terms.

The libs never dreamed that Obama would be so under fire by now. It was all supposed to be sweetness and light.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/103 "2009-09-23T02:44:55Z")

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> [@Klaatu](#):
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> The libs never dreamed that Obama would be so under fire by now. It was all supposed to be sweetness and light.

By which I suppose you mean it’s all “bitter and black.”

Thought so.

Racist.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/104 "2009-09-23T02:50:38Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> By which I suppose you mean it’s all “bitter and black.”
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> Thought so.
> 
> Racist.

I like my presidents like I like my coffee.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/105 "2009-09-23T04:40:55Z")

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> [@Scylla](#):
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> Let’s see:
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> I got Hentor, and Hamlet and Homebrew.  
> Maybe it’s just all liberals who start with an “H” who are total douchebags and race baiters.

Tell me again how you’re not pre-judging, or prejudiced if you will, against gay folks.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/106 "2009-09-23T04:58:11Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> Tell me again how you’re not pre-judging, or prejudiced if you will, against gay folks.

If Hentor’s gay, that’s news to me.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/107 "2009-09-23T05:04:42Z")

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One can only dream.

_What I hate most about you is that I think you’re probably a good guy in real life, and I’m jealous that you’re a better writer than I am. But damn, you piss me off sometimes._

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/108 "2009-09-23T05:16:22Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> _What I hate most about you is that I think you’re probably a good guy in real life, and I’m jealous that you’re a better writer than I am. But damn, you piss me off sometimes._

Thanks. That’s kind of nice. Politics does pit people against each other in the ugliest possible ways, and the internet’s pretty artificial and dehumanizing in some ways.

I appreciate the gesture. Sorry I piss you off. It’s not deliberate.

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Joe\_Meager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Joe_Meager)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/109 "2009-09-23T13:51:25Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> There is a massive difference between social interaction and standing on the table taking off your clothes and screaming …

I dunno, I kind of enjoy seeing people do both.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/110 "2009-09-23T16:57:48Z")

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> [@Klaatu](#):
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> The libs never dreamed that Obama would be so under fire by now. It was all supposed to be sweetness and light.

I don’t know anyone who expected Obama to receive “sweetness and light” from his political opponents; in fact, I fully expected the lies, character assassination attempts, and all-around horseshit-flinging from the campaign to blend seamlessly into further lies, character assassination attempts, and all-around horseshit-flinging aimed at preventing Obama’s re-election.

So far I’ve been neither surprised nor disappointed. I may have lacked sufficient imagination to visualize the depths to which the right would sink in pursuit of their goal, but instinctively I expect a barrel to have a bottom, _somewhere_, eventually…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/111 "2009-09-23T17:21:20Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> I like my presidents like I like my coffee.

[Eddie Izzard] …hot, strong, and with a spoon in them. [/EI]

[QUOTE=Klaatu]  
Here on the board and IRL, libs are freaking out because Obama is struggling and the Dems are likely to lose a lot of seats in the mid-terms.

The libs never dreamed that Obama would be so under fire by now. It was all supposed to be sweetness and light.  
[/QUOTE]

You’re absolutely right. We gave conservatives far too much credit.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/112 "2009-09-23T18:15:12Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> So far I’ve been neither surprised nor disappointed. I may have lacked sufficient imagination to visualize the depths to which the right would sink in pursuit of their goal, but instinctively I expect a barrel to have a bottom, _somewhere_, eventually…

They’re trawling the dregs as we speak, so it shouldn’t be too long.

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**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/113 "2009-09-24T02:20:17Z")

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No, you gave Obama far too much credit. What the left doesn’t seem to understand is that half the country does not agree. Not just health care, I mean everything.

Polls don’t matter. This country is divided half and half.

What makes you say"What the fuck is wrong with these morons?" makes other people say the same about your position

We will just have to see how it plays out.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/114 "2009-09-24T02:25:53Z")

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> [@Klaatu](#):
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> Here on the board and IRL, libs are freaking out because Obama is struggling and the Dems are likely to lose a lot of seats in the mid-terms.
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> The libs never dreamed that Obama would be so under fire by now. It was all supposed to be sweetness and light.

It’s funny that you should say this. Before the election, I said that I kinda hoped that Obama wouldn’t win- because I knew that, no matter how his Presidency turned out, you and yours would lambaste him for everything you could make up. And you know what? You haven’t disappointed.

I also kind of wanted you guys to have to clean up the mess you left.

Unfortunately, Obama won. Now he’s got to clean up your mess, and he’s got to be blamed for the mess he inherited. Hooray for our side.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/115 "2009-09-24T09:07:44Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> It’s hardly likely that there’s anything in “the situation” that compels you to call your sister and host a racist on a MB.Counts as whining to me.

I really shouldn’t bother to respond to this but I will as clearly and plainly as I can.

I have exactly zero respect for you as a person or as a poster and therefore zero respect for your opinions. You are, in my opinion, a complete and total fool. I would like to see the last of you and the sooner, the better. In the meantime, fuck you and all you stand for and until you have personal experience with my family dynamics, your attitude simply illustrates how unbelievably stupid you truly are.

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**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/116 "2009-09-24T13:12:00Z")

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> [@LouisB](#):
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> If you don’t get the difference between someone whining and someone telling you to fuck off, then I’ll spell it out for you: fuck off.

> [@LouisB](#):
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> In the meantime, fuck you and all you stand for

This violates the restricted language rules, and I’ve already commented on that in this thread (although not with respect to your posts). Please cut it out. No warning issued.

**Gfactor**  
Pit Moderator

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-is-a-racist/511019/117 "2009-09-24T22:46:34Z")

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> [@Gfactor](#):
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> This violates the restricted language rules, and I’ve already commented on that in this thread (although not with respect to your posts). Please cut it out. No warning issued.
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> **Gfactor**  
> Pit Moderator

Sorry for violating the rules; I can’t keep up with them although that is not an excuse. The person I was having such a civil discussion with is one who irritates me beyond belief simply because he persists in breathing in and out, thereby using oxygen that I might one day need. I hope I haven’t violated any rules in explaining my violation of the one I did violate. I’ll try really hard to not violate any more----I don’t know where I would be at this point if not for the SDMB.

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