# Shodan Marks Women's Day With A Breast Cancer Joke **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 9, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271 "2018-03-09T00:22:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/61 "2018-03-10T00:11:08Z")
> [@Kron](#): > > Eh, I’m in the “nothing in the world is off-limits for jokes” camp. > > Though they do have to be funny. Yeah, that was my problem with it. A funny joke earns a certain amount of protection for itself. Unfunny jokes, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/62 "2018-03-10T01:21:45Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > What **I** want to know is– > When are men going to get a special day of recognition? Now, now: _ **Every** _ day is Men’s Day. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/63 "2018-03-10T05:44:55Z")
If I had a flag a long If I had a flag a long If I had a long flag a long If I had a long flag a long If you like boobs a lot, tag along ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/64 "2018-03-10T07:43:36Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > If I had a flag a long > If I had a flag a long > If I had a long flag a long > > If I had a long flag a long > If you like boobs a lot, tag along But . . . do you wear your jock a lot? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/65 "2018-03-10T07:49:18Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > No cancer jokes are funny. Except this one: > > [spoiler]What did the blind, deaf, autistic, paraplegic, retarded kid get for Christmas? > > Molested. And then, later, cancer.[/spoiler] This is an awful, yet quality joke. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/66 "2018-03-10T08:11:35Z")
> [@Not\_a\_Platypus](#): > > For those that haven’t been back to that thread yet, he went back and apologized for the joke. Then the less **Shodan** he. Humor should have no boundaries. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/67 "2018-03-10T11:26:20Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > But . . . do you wear your jock a lot? > > CMC fnord! I like to wear my jock a lot Making more boob puns than a titillated ocelot ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/68 "2018-03-10T17:44:59Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Now, now: _ **Every** _ day is Men’s Day. So much for the tolerant left. /s ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/69 "2018-03-10T19:59:38Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Now, now: _ **Every** _ day is Men’s Day. > [@Nawth\_Chucka](#): > > So much for the tolerant left. /s [_Whoooosh!_](http://offload.uni.watch/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/13094148/Screen-Shot-2017-06-14-at-8.19.41-PM.png) ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/70 "2018-03-10T21:29:37Z")
> [@aldiboronti](#): > > Then the less **Shodan** he. Humor should have no boundaries. At least, when it’s about _other_ people’s suffering. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/71 "2018-03-11T00:00:20Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > But . . . do you wear your jock a lot? > > CMC fnord! [The reference,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0qDW9shiD8) for you young’ns. They’re big and round, they’re all around … ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/72 "2018-03-11T00:25:30Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > [The reference,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0qDW9shiD8) for you young’ns. > > They’re big and round, they’re all around … Or, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA). CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/73 "2018-03-12T01:11:18Z")
> [@Flyer](#): > > What **I** want to know is– > When are men going to get a special day of recognition? > > After all, we do most of the work of actually making sure that society runs, instead of falling apart. Who would create it? That would require us to let women be in charge for a bit. Thanks, but no thanks. That was tasteless, and I retract the joke and apologize to the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/74 "2018-03-12T02:10:25Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > From the urban dictionary slang… > > …\*love warts, watermellons, wazoos, whoppers, winnebagos, \*… > > Yep, they been called that. I was under the impression that wazoo meant urinary tract. If wazoo means breast, the phrase ‘up the wazoo’ makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/75 "2018-03-12T03:10:32Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I was under the impression that wazoo meant urinary tract. > > If wazoo means breast, the phrase ‘up the wazoo’ makes no sense. Urinary tract? I thought “wazoo” was the asshole. I’m not entirely sure I could even name slang terms for the urinary tract, but I’m sure the every-so-helpful Dope will chime in soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271/76 "2018-03-14T01:41:41Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > Urinary tract? I thought “wazoo” was the asshole. I’m not entirely sure I could even name slang terms for the urinary tract, but I’m sure the every-so-helpful Dope will chime in soon enough. Uretha Franklin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shodan-marks-womens-day-with-a-breast-cancer-joke/810271.md?page=3)