# "Shoot ' Em Up" is the craziest action movie EVER!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 2, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898 "2019-04-02T01:11:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/21 "2019-04-03T08:01:53Z")

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t thought crank 2 was nuts…

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/22 "2019-04-03T14:56:46Z")

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> [@hogarth](#):
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> I was thinking about it just the other day. Paul Giamatti’s finest role!

“Which card should I give him?”

(Brings a "You’re 5! card with a bunny on it)

“Fuzzy bunny?..”

(Brings a card with a bikini-clad woman with a car)

“…or you’re a man now”  
I laughed so hard at that

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/23 "2019-04-03T15:03:39Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> I recall someone at the time it came out saying it was essentially, a live action gun battle version of Bugs Bunny…

The first shot of the hero is a shot of him actually eating a raw carrot (he later uses that carrot to kill a man.) Later, the villain’s ringtone is revealed to be the bit from Ride of the Valkyries that Elmer Fudd sang “Kill the wabbit” to. It’s not subtle. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/24 "2019-04-03T15:17:04Z")

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Is it on Netflix or any other streaming service?

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**Author:** ![lingyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@lingyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lingyi)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2019, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/25 "2019-04-03T17:33:47Z")

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_Versus_

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versus\_(2000\_film)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Versus_(2000_film))

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**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/26 "2019-04-04T19:28:37Z")

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After this thread, I had to watch it again. And all I can say is:\* “Talk about shooting your load”.\*

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shoot-em-up-is-the-craziest-action-movie-ever/831898/27 "2019-04-04T20:05:51Z")

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> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#):
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> The closest thing to an action movie that got a lot of general critical praise and sold a lot of tickets is _Mad Max: Fury Road_

I’m not sure that this post had anything to do with the topic, but I suspect that there is more than that to have done well over the years.

**Black Panther** was an Oscar Picture of the Year Nominee.  
**Gravity** was, at its heart, just a disaster pic, which are themselves all action movies - even if it’s just “Run away! Run away!” rather than “Punch! Shoot!” action.  
**District 9** and **Avatar** are both just action movies, political messages notwithstanding.  
**Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon** , obviously.

And, unless you watch the extended editions, I’d probably say that both of the latter two films in the **Lord of the Rings** were little more than action movies. After I saw one of the extended versions, I called it “The version with dialogue”.

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