Not an apostrophe issue, but a spelling one: a neon sign, in the heart of downtown Madison, advertises ‘seating available’ for the Essen Haus, a German restaurant & drinking hall. It’s been there for years.
And it’s spelled ‘Seatnig Available’
Stop sign’s with apostrophe’s
…and was wondering where you’d fit one in.
No but seriously: I used to pass by a photographer in Des Moines whose sign read:
The JOHN ROBERT’S Studio
and I’d think: Does the guy even know how to spell his own friggn name???
That is obvious now that you mention it but I’ve only heard references to “King’s English” here. FWIW.
I am reminded of the time in Pokhara, Nepal, when the wife and I were strolling past a small restaurant that listed it’s specialties out front on a chalkboard. Prominently at the top was: “Western Breakfast’s.” And there was this ancient-looking British lady chastising a sheepishly grinning employee over the apostrophe, demanding it be removed forthwith.
FYI, his website is here. And I thought I saw a news report on him that said that he asks permission before messing with people’s signs.
And as we’re a republic over here, I’d prefer that people not refer to either the King’s or the Queen’s English.
Then there are the missing apostrophes, like in the posters and movie marquees for the film “Two Weeks Notice.”
That’s a tricky one that I think could work either way. Does the notice belong to Two Weeks, or is a notice having a length of Two Weeks?
Why should an apostrophe be required in “Two Weeks Notice”? You may want to parse it as “Two weeks’ notice”, casting “two weeks’” into the genitive, but that reading is unnecessary and uncharitable; take it as a noun-noun compound (well, here a noun phrase-noun compound), like “two month trip” or “straight dope message board” or “activities center” or such things.
Well, the notice definitely doesn’t belong to “two weeks”, lengths of time not being the sort of entities which can possess anything (most non-humans have difficulty pulling it off, but intangible concepts perhaps have it the worst). The genitive can do a lot more than just indicate possession; of course, what you are getting at, and what I would agree with, is that Siam Sam’s reading is one as a genitive of measure, which is certainly a possible structure for such a phrase, but not the only allowable one.
Au contraire! I insist that it is necessary. You can say “two month trip” (actually, I’d say “two-month trip”), but that’s not the same thing. There’s a difference in, say “two-month service” and “two months’ service.”
Well, ok. Would you like to provide an argument?
(ETA: Ah, now you have. Hold on, to prevent the timeline of conversation from becoming completely inscrutable, I’m going to respond in a new post. :))
Sorry, I hit the Edit window while you wrote that. But it’s in any grammar-usage book I’ve ever seen.
Not too far from here is a store called “Two Brother’s Beauty Supply.” Every time I drive past it I try not to look, but I can’t help looking at it, like a bad accident.
And then there’s the tv show *'Til Death. *The logo for the show starts with an open quote (like a little 6), rather than an apostrophe (like a little 9). For that reason, I refuse to watch the show.
The apostrophe, it burn’s.
Just out of curiousity, where in Atlantic Canada are you? I was born and raised in southern NB, and I’ve always heard “Queen’s English”.
Granted, names, dialect, and various slang and sundry could change dramatically from city to city, being separated by vast expanses of woodland in between and all…
If we meant a notice that is two weeks long, it probably should be “a two-week notice”. Otherwise, it seems to me that the apostrophe would be required in formal writing. Now that I think about it, a missing apostrophe isn’t nearly so wince-inducing as one that is extraneous or misplaced, I hardly give it a thought when I see signs that say “Childrens Apparel” or “The Mens Store” (denoting departments in a large store), but when I once saw a hand-lettered sign at my credit union telling people not to wait in line for “New Loan’s and Account’s” I wanted to hit somebody with a hammer. Maybe it’s because when the apostrophe is missing, you still know what the sign means, and whoever wrote it, perhaps uncertain of where the apostrophe should go, has decided to omit it entirely.
Heck, in Quebec from 1974 to ~1998, the Quebec government punished the use of apostrophes on store signs, as that particular possessive form does not exist in French.
Fucking moron’s.
Sto’p
It’s a glottal stop sign.
:smack: Geez, whyn’t I think of that?
Another non-apostrophe story: At a nearby Chik-Fil-A, there’s a sign at the drive-through exit that says,
It’s been “our pleasure” to serve you.
Sound a bit sarcastic to me.