# Shopping channel snark **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 3, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226 "2014-12-03T14:59:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Taint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Beauty\_Taint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Taint)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/141 "2014-12-04T04:25:33Z")
> [@LouLou7](#): > > _giggles and blushes_…Hi, Beauty Taint. Want a brownie? :o I love brownies! Wait…it’s not a stale, overpriced, cello wrapped one you ordered from a shopping channel, right? Ah, doesn’t matter. I’ll eat it. 😃 P.S. and by the way, I seriously am _not_ a guy. Do I still get brownies? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Luvyameanit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Luvyameanit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luvyameanit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/142 "2014-12-04T04:26:07Z")
> [@BenchWarmer](#): > > Well kids, it’s gonna be a a Merry Shitzmas after all. > > My package arrived tonight. > > I’m not sure who (or what) delivered it, but they were wearing a Taxicab Yellow (honk honk) cape and mask, rang the doorbell, dropped the package and ran. Must be the Q’s new special delivery service. > > It’s only taken 2 1/2 weeks to get from PA to NY via VA, CA, the Grand Canyon and Mt Rushmore. A large “What Happens in Vegas…” bumper sticker is plastered halfway across the address label. I guess my box has really been around. > > Ratings to follow after a few Shitzmas test runs! So, BENCHWARMER, what are you going to do with two sets of Poo? Several gifts of spite at the Q’s expense? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/143 "2014-12-04T04:27:44Z")
> [@Beauty\_Taint](#): > > Great, thank you! 🙂 I will look into it. I’ve noodled with a GM script or two, I should be able to work it out. The person who made it made it pretty easy to set up. I have it running and it was the first time I ever messed with a GM script. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Taint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Beauty\_Taint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Taint)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/144 "2014-12-04T04:39:30Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > The person who made it made it pretty easy to set up. I have it running and it was the first time I ever messed with a GM script. Thanks Drunky Smurf! Hey, I have a similar nic sometimes, btw. Drunky Spice! IRL, unfortunately. Lol 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Taint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Beauty\_Taint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Taint)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/145 "2014-12-04T04:48:14Z")
Ah, Clarks Amy is back. I hadn’t seen her in a while. I thought maybe something bad happened to her IN MANHATTAN!! Guess not. ---
**Author:** ![GirlyDiva53](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GirlyDiva53](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GirlyDiva53)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/146 "2014-12-04T04:49:03Z")
TSV is going to be something from Basshole. I’ll be watching the SNL Christmas special on NBC instead. ---
**Author:** ![Luvyameanit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Luvyameanit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luvyameanit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/147 "2014-12-04T04:53:35Z")
> [@GirlyDiva53](#): > > TSV is going to be something from Basshole. I’ll be watching the SNL Christmas special on NBC instead. Another fake fur jacket that is much too small on Jane. Why oh why don’t these people EVER wear a large enough size? It gets freaking cold in the winter, and who the heck wants to run around with a coat that doesn’t close?:mad: ---
**Author:** ![LouLou7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@LouLou7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouLou7)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/148 "2014-12-04T04:58:06Z")
> [@Beauty\_Taint](#): > > I love brownies! Wait…it’s not a stale, overpriced, cello wrapped one you ordered from a shopping channel, right? Ah, doesn’t matter. I’ll eat it. 😃 > > P.S. and by the way, I seriously am _not_ a guy. Do I still get brownies? 😛 Sure, honey. You can have all the brownies you want. And I’m SO glad you’re not a guy. I didn’t put my bra back on. Once the ladies get loose, there’s no stuffing them back in there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/149 "2014-12-04T05:11:58Z")
> [@Beauty\_Taint](#): > > Well, truth be told, I _do_ decorate a _little_ for Christmas. I’ve got a couple Yankee Candles in “Ice Crystals” scent, that smell exactly like my childhood Christmases to me somehow. I usually light those up during December. BOOM. Decorating. Done! :D\ I just set up our Charlie Brown Christmas tree, so our decorating is done. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![GirlyDiva53](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GirlyDiva53](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GirlyDiva53)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/150 "2014-12-04T05:17:53Z")
I want a brownie. A half baked one. The kind they don’t sell on these shopping channels. Oh, by the by, the Duchess is making a taste test comparison between regular apple and Dutch apple pie. Because as she says: “Somebody’s got to do it…” ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Taint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Beauty\_Taint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Taint)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/151 "2014-12-04T05:32:32Z")
Gotta say, the Elf looks pretty cute in some of those Basso “furs”. I hope to gawd he doesn’t try his “We’re _both_ married, but let’s make out” BS routine with _her_ though. I’ll seriously hurl. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquil1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9dc877/32.png) [@Tranquil1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquil1)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/152 "2014-12-04T05:48:27Z")
> [@Beauty\_Taint](#): > > Gotta say, the Elf looks pretty cute in some of those Basso “furs”. I hope to gawd he doesn’t try his “We’re _both_ married, but let’s make out” BS routine with _her_ though. I’ll seriously hurl. But once again she had to emphasize that she had on an extra small. They must run very big because she has gotten very broad in the hip thigh area. I gave in and ordered the black. Really need something dressy for winter and it looks like you can dress it up or down. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/153 "2014-12-04T05:53:55Z")
Beauty Taint check your PM’s. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Taint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7993a0/32.png) [@Beauty\_Taint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Taint)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/154 "2014-12-04T06:22:04Z")
> [@Tranquil1](#): > > But once again she had to emphasize that she had on an extra small. They must run very big because she has gotten very broad in the hip thigh area. I gave in and ordered the black. Really need something dressy for winter and it looks like you can dress it up or down. It must run big, for sure. I’m guessing most of their clothing does, but I’ve never ordered any from them. It is a coat, too, so more forgiving. I bet she doesn’t brag about the pant sizes when she wears them. Lol. Hope you love your coat when you get it! And Ugh. Rachel “sexy” growling for Orthaheel dude. Do ALL the women hosts have to act like they’ve just got out of prison when they work with him? Back it off a little, sister! ---
**Author:** ![Sodalite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Sodalite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sodalite)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/155 "2014-12-04T06:25:25Z")
> [@Friedbaloney](#): > > I’m so glad I resisted the urge to buy whirlygig’s (Graver’s) TSV “puffer coat”. The reviews are BAD! Sizing off, lining of sleeves hanging out of cuffs, snaps not lined up right, hoods too small—even some complaints about the coat making too much noise! > > What gets me, is how in the midst of all the 1-2 star reviews, all of a sudden there’ll be a 5 star proclaiming: "THIS IS THE BEST COAT EVER! PERFECT FIT!! LOVE SUSAN GRAVER COATS! GOING BACK AND BUYING THE REST OF THE COLORS!!! > > And then when you click on the person’s id to read their reviews for other items, oh gee, guess what? THEY HAVE NO OTHER REVIEWS. Their lovefest for dotty’s latest crapola is the one and only review they’ve ever posted. Hmmm…seems kind of suspicious to me. Wonder if dotty practices damage control by having her minions sign up for Q accounts and head straight for the ‘write a review’ page? I just saw pics of the stupid puffer (what kind of name is that?) coat. Who the hell wants a noisy coat? Even if you don’t mind, think of all the poor souls whose nerves you’re grating as you _zeep-zop_ around in that stupid thing. One day someone will come up and hit you over the head with a shovel. You’ll say you have no idea why but really, you’ll know. _Yooou’ll know._ Welcome to our new members! Hope to see you in some of the other forums and threads. ---
**Author:** ![Seahag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@Seahag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seahag)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/156 "2014-12-04T07:23:03Z")
I’m here! I got a note from biz buzz at ptv, and she is hopeful that it will be unlocked. ---
**Author:** ![AuntCarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@AuntCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/157 "2014-12-04T07:26:30Z")
> [@LauraPalmer72](#): > > I’m excited that Kathy Levine is gonna be on tv again - I wish shophq was in HD tho I’m happy about Kathy Levine too! Will she be a host or a OAP? ---
**Author:** ![AuntCarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@AuntCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/158 "2014-12-04T07:27:50Z")
> [@LouLou7](#): > > NOOOO!!! Please don’t go back there. ( even though I don’t know where there is). > > Please stay with us. We have cookies here!!!😛 Cool! “They” think we’re nice here AND they have cookies!!! I’m stayin’ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AuntCarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@AuntCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/159 "2014-12-04T07:29:20Z")
> [@LauraPalmer72](#): > > I’m excited that Kathy Levine is gonna be on tv again - I wish shophq was in HD tho Me too. Have you noticed all everyone looks about 2 feet tall without the HD? ---
**Author:** ![AuntCarol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a698b9/32.png) [@AuntCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntCarol)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2014, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226/160 "2014-12-04T07:35:35Z")
> [@Beauty\_Taint](#): > > It must run big, for sure. I’m guessing most of their clothing does, but I’ve never ordered any from them. It is a coat, too, so more forgiving. I bet she doesn’t brag about the pant sizes when she wears them. Lol. Hope you love your coat when you get it! > > And Ugh. Rachel “sexy” growling for Orthaheel dude. Do ALL the women hosts have to act like they’ve just got out of prison when they work with him? Back it off a little, sister! Gads, he doesn’t appeal to me in the least! I guess there are really no really handsome guys around the Q. Rick is ok. Dan? Dan? David? Chaz? :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shopping-channel-snark/706226.md?page=9)