# Short Screenplay.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/short-screenplay/427219>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 20, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/short-screenplay/427219 "2007-11-20T19:19:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/short-screenplay/427219/1 "2007-11-20T19:19:37Z")

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UNDERWATER SCENE  
A SCUBA diver avoids mines and patrols to come ashore near the patio of a seaside mansion.

OUTDOOR OF MANSION SCENE  
JAMES BOND:  
Discards wetsuit to reveal tuxedo and then mingles with guest entrancing the mansion.

MANSION INTERIOR, CASINO ROOM  
JAMES BOND  
Overhears “Blofeld”.

MANSION INTERIOR  
JAMES BOND:  
Approaches security door guard obliquely then rolls a casino chip past the guard. While the guard picks up the chip BOND slips past the door.

HALLWAY INTERIOR  
JAMES BOND:  
Finds a door locked:

CAMERA PANS AWAY DOWN HALLWAY TO REVEAL A WHITE LONG HAIRED CAT SITTING IN FRONT OF A CLOSED DOOR.

CAMERA PANS IN LOW SHOOT TO CAT IN FRONT OF DOOR.  
HANDS ARE SEEN TO REACH DOWN AN PICK UP CAT.

CAMERA PANS BACK  
JAMES BOND  
Show holding and then setting down cat.

JAMES BOND:  
Opens door.

JUST AS BOND STEPS INSIDE A WHITE LONG-HAIRED STREAK IS SEEN IN BOTTOM OF FRAME TRIPPING BOND

CAMERA REVEALS BLOFELD SITTING IN CHAIR AS BOND HITS HEAD ON COFFEE TABLE.

CAMERA ANGLE FROM BEHIND BLOFELD WITH TELEVISION BLOCKED  
BLOFELD:  
Leans over, picks up cat, and cuddles it.  
BLOFELD: “Best cat ever.”

BLOFELD:  
Picks up knocked over coffee table lamp and bludgeons BOND.

BLOFELD:  
Settles back in chain  
REVEALING TELEVISION SHOWING Honor Blackman.

BLOFELD:  
Auric always told me that would be Bond’s downfall.

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**Author:** ![Will\_Repair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a698b9/32.png) [@Will\_Repair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Will_Repair)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2007, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/short-screenplay/427219/2 "2007-11-20T19:20:43Z")

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