# Shortest lifespan of team jersey you personally bought?

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**Created:** [September 7, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061 "2020-09-07T20:29:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/1 "2020-09-07T20:29:29Z")

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I only own two player team jerseys both of players who are still active and have been for the past 5 years or so on the same team. One hockey one football. It’s just been luck that these players haven’t been traded or retired or had career ending injuries or been cut so I’d say as a fan they’ve had their useful lifespan.  
These fan worn replica player jerseys are pretty popular and pretty expensive and I was wondering if anyone has dropped some personal cash on one only to see that player gone shortly after.  
Like maybe buying a Cam Newton Panthers jersey last season only to see his season cut short, be released, and now he’s a Patriot.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/2 "2020-09-07T21:28:46Z")

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How about a 2007 New England Patriots jersey boasting about their 19-0 record?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/3 "2020-09-07T22:20:25Z")

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Wayne Gretzky only played in 18 games for the St. Louis Blues, 25 years ago, but there are still # 99 jerseys in the stands at Blues games.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/4 "2020-09-08T03:25:29Z")

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I bought a Derrick Thomas jersey in late 1999. In early 2000, he was the late Derrick Thomas.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/5 "2020-09-08T09:09:21Z")

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Matt Leinart Arizona Cardinals jersey. Kind of an expensive lesson. Not even sure if I still have it, it’s probably packed away in one of my winter clothes storage boxes. I’ll look for it next month or so when it starts to cool down

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**Author:** ![UDS1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47774/32.png) [@UDS1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UDS1)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/6 "2020-09-08T10:53:05Z")

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Disappointed to find that this thread is not about the shoddy construction of overpriced sport team merchandise.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/7 "2020-09-08T13:04:47Z")

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That part is simply assumed.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/8 "2020-09-08T16:18:53Z")

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> [@UDS1](#):
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> Disappointed to find that this thread is not about the shoddy construction of overpriced sport team merchandise.

Really? Maybe things have changed but I still have several replica hockey jerseys from the 1990s and they’re still in good shape, just a bit of fraying on the emblems. Things may have changed since then, that period of time is when I actually had disposable income for the first time. I buy a lot of sports T shirts and hoodies now, but haven’t bought a jersey in a long time

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**Author:** ![Asuka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dec6dc/32.png) [@Asuka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asuka)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/9 "2020-09-09T10:35:49Z")

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I found at a outlet store in Las Vegas in the late 90s a large rack of SUPER BOWL WINNER shirts for the team that lost the Super Bowl, maybe Green Bay Packers from 97 I believe? I always heard those were either destroyed or sent to 3rd world countries for aid but here they were, about 30-40 of them right in front of my eyes.

I have no idea if they were official NFL merchandise that got thrown into an outlet store to make a quick buck for the tourists or maybe a local casino made them and dumped them, but I kick myself for not paying the $10 for one just for the irony factor.

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**Author:** ![DreamsOfACheetah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/45deac/32.png) [@DreamsOfACheetah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreamsOfACheetah)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/10 "2020-09-21T16:53:17Z")

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My dad claims he saw an infomercial about helping 3rd world kids and one of them was wearing a Superb Owl winner shirt, with the wrong winning team on it. My guess is that what you saw in vegas might have been “unofficial” merchandise, and the store was trying to offload it just to get some money back.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/11 "2020-09-21T17:11:52Z")

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I’ve always thought the wrong team winning shirts sent to developing countries thing was a myth. You’d think that some adventure traveler or volunteer would have spotted some. I’m also not sure of the economics behind it and is lack of clothing an issue??

It’s my hypothesis that the wrong team shirts are some that get smuggled out.

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**Author:** ![mtnmatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a3d4f5/32.png) [@mtnmatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mtnmatt)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/12 "2020-09-21T18:06:20Z")

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My son desperately wanted a Johnny Damon Red Sox jersey for Christmas in 2004, and got it from grandma. Fortunately, he was about 8 then and had a growth spurt so in December 2005, when it was no longer viable, he couldn’t wear it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/13 "2020-09-21T18:13:06Z")

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There’s a company near Indy that makes licensed gear, and there’s always a news story around Super Bowl time about what happens to the loser’s “Champion!” gear. It goes overseas via aid organizations. Here are some articles that back that up:

> **[Here's What Happens To Super Bowl Shirts That Name The Wrong Champion](https://www.businessinsider.com/what-happens-to-super-bowl-losers-shirts-2014-1)**
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> Both the Seahawks and the Broncos have already been declared Super Bowl champions on tens of thousands of t-shirts, hats, and other merchandise.

> **[What Happens to the Losing Team’s Pre-Printed Championship Shirts?](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/29884/what-happens-losing-teams-championship-shirts)**
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> Manufacturers and retailers will produce and stock two sets of T-shirts, hats, and other merchandise that declares each team the champ.

> **[2020 Super Bowl: What happens to all the pre-printed gear of losing team](https://www.boston25news.com/news/trending/2020-super-bowl-what-happens-all-pre-printed-gear-losing-team/3VFZB75QOVACLNU7M2V7YEV7LE/)**
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> The winners of the Super Bowl quickly change into championship gear, but what happens to all of the shirts and hats that are pre-printed with champions but left in the losing team’s locker room?

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**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/14 "2020-09-24T16:42:43Z")

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I got a Bryce Harper Washington Nationals jersey as an Xmas gift in 2018. A few months later he signed with the Phillies. That’s the breaks.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/15 "2020-09-24T18:05:11Z")

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I have a Red Sox Nomar Garciaparra shirt (not a real jersey) that I bought in 2004, before he was traded. Granted, it was a used shirt, so no major outlay of cash. Still have it.

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**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/17 "2020-09-25T22:20:38Z")

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Not a specific player, but I have an Orlando Apollos team jersey.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/18 "2020-10-07T15:15:29Z")

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Bought a Randy Johnson jersey at the Mariners spring training site in 1998. He was traded to Houston midway through the season. A few years later Ichiro signed with the Mariners and wore the same number as Johnson, 51. I removed the Johnson name patch and wore the jersey without a name, most assumed it was an Ichiro jersey.

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**Author:** ![stuccosuperstar2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@stuccosuperstar2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuccosuperstar2020)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/19 "2020-10-15T07:58:17Z")

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Kevin Kolb Eagles jersey, was literally benched for Michael Vick weeks after I bought it.

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/20 "2020-10-15T14:22:35Z")

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I wonder how many Jaromir Jagr Calgary Flames jerseys were sold. 22 games in 2017-18. One goal, six assists.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lifespan-of-team-jersey-you-personally-bought/920061/21 "2020-10-15T14:42:07Z")

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We were in St Martin a week before ​Super Bowl XLIII. I had purchased a Steelers jersey specifically for the trip. The first place we went we ran into an old friend who was out celebrating his birthday. My gf acted like she knew it was his birthday (we’d forgotten) and told him we had a gift for him in the car (we didn’t).

So, my gf sent me back to the room to grab “his gift”. My Steeler jersey (I don’t even remember whose) still had its tags, so she suggested we give it to him. He loved it, which was cool.

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