# Shortest-lived user here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lived-user-here/593862>\
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**Created:** [August 24, 2011, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lived-user-here/593862 "2011-08-24T03:48:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lived-user-here/593862/21 "2011-08-25T19:55:19Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> A non-spammer could use **Viagra** or **Forex** in a username, but in real life, that’s never happened. And we’ve blocked those words from usernames anyway, which means nobody else can use them.

Too bad. **Viagra Forex** actually does sound like a pretty cool username.

Also a porn name, but there’s a lot of overlap in the two.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortest-lived-user-here/593862/22 "2011-08-27T15:11:20Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> [PansyAss](http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1217/) might work. Note, that particular strip is more or less safe for work, but the strips following it depict an adult situation. Nothing really explicit, but it might be awkward explaining it to your boss, or your 8 year old (your 13 year old has probably seen worse).

So you mean that all I had to do was send one of you an email saying “I’m a PansyAss” and you would have canceled my suspension? Wow. I’ll have to remember that for next time… 😃

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