# Shortnin' bread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 18, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640 "2014-10-18T00:06:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/1 "2014-10-18T00:06:06Z")

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Why would a doctor prescribe that sick children be fed shortening bread? To coax them to eat because it’s yummy?

(:smack: Mods, can you add the missing “n” to the title?)

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/2 "2014-10-18T00:16:01Z")

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I assume that it’s because Mammy’s little baby loves shortnin’ bread. And it made the one jump up, dance, and sing just to hear about it.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/3 "2014-10-18T00:17:18Z")

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Pretty bland, flour, sugar, and short’nin’. Basic nutrients, so yeah, to get them to eat something.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/4 "2014-10-18T00:19:26Z")

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Shortenin’ bread = cookies = concentrated calories for sick children.

Or because mama’s little baby loves 'em. 😃

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/5 "2014-10-18T01:51:04Z")

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Since this has to do with both food and song lyrics, let’s move it to Cafe Society.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/6 "2014-10-18T01:53:02Z")

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Note that [Shortnin’ Bread](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortnin'_Bread) isn’t originally a plantation folk song, but was written by white poet [James Whitcomb Riley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Whitcomb_Riley) about 1900. As such, I think that the accuracy of any medical advice is about on a par with putting lime in the coconut to cure your bellyache.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/7 "2014-10-18T03:55:03Z")

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I remember one time on the old Steve Allen Show when a woman in the audience brought him some short’ning bread as a gift.

**STEVE:** Is this the same short’ning bread that mammy’s little baby loves?

**WOMAN:** Yes, it is.

[_Steve takes a big bite, like he’s always wanted to see what short’ning bread tastes like, and immediately gags on it_.]

**STEVE:** Yeccch! Mammy’s little baby can keep it, for all I care!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shortnin-bread/701640/8 "2014-10-18T21:54:29Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Note that [Shortnin’ Bread](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortnin'_Bread) isn’t originally a plantation folk song, but was written by white poet [James Whitcomb Riley](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Whitcomb_Riley) about 1900. As such, I think that the accuracy of any medical advice is about on a par with putting lime in the coconut to cure your bellyache.

That doesn’t surprise me too much. I’m sure I’ve seen more white than black people use the word “mammy.”
