# Should gay people be allowed to spawn?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [August 16, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413 "2010-08-16T14:01:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/81 "2010-08-19T05:55:58Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Bertka are expecting twins via a surogate mother. My sister the lesbian’s parnter had two children via AID. Mrs. Hal Briston was a gestational surrogate for a gay couple.
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> What are thoughts on this?

Nevermind

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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/82 "2010-08-19T09:48:19Z")

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To be honest, I find the idea of gays spawning repulsive. It goes against nature.

The thought of gay people thrashing in shallow water, laying their eggs and spilling sperm all over the place, positively turns my stomach. (This prospect is equally appalling with straight people. Spawning is best left to fish.)

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/83 "2010-08-19T10:02:47Z")

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☹ Nametag took my joke.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/84 "2010-08-19T10:27:50Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> ☹ Nametag took my joke.

See **Gorsnak** , #34.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/85 "2010-08-19T12:36:22Z")

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I certainly strenuously object to [these guys](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1291890/Gay-fathers-Barrie-Tony-Drewitt-Barlow-celebrate-arrival-twins-triple-christening-ceremony.html) spawning. I mean, I don’t care that they’re gay but naming your kids Aspen and Saffron is beyond the pale.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/86 "2010-08-19T12:44:14Z")

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I don’t care if they spawn. Just let me know where so I don’t swim there.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-gay-people-be-allowed-to-spawn/550413/87 "2010-08-19T14:21:38Z")

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> [@Nametag](#):
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> Spawning is best left to fish.

To be fair, gay men may not swim upstream like salmon but they still sometimes get swallowed by bears.

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