# Should I call 911 over a can of sparkling water that will likely explode?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 20, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949 "2024-08-20T16:31:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/41 "2024-08-22T21:35:13Z")

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Well, we make several versions. Green tomato is a favorite. Goes well with fish.

Green tomato  
Pepper of choice(jalapeno, bell(red)and sweet banana here).  
Onion.  
Celery.  
All chopped up in a similar dice.  
Spices: clove, mace, black pepper, fennel, tiny bit of nutmeg.  
Salt.  
Apple cider vinegar.

Cook and can.

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**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2024, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/42 "2024-08-22T22:06:28Z")

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Not to be confused with a 1920’s style death ray

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**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/43 "2024-08-23T00:53:48Z")

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Oh thank goodness. I thought you were cooking and canning one of these.

[![](https://www.dogster.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/chow-chow-dog-in-the-park_Roman-Zaiets_Shutterstock.jpg.webp) ](https://www.dogster.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/chow-chow-dog-in-the-park_Roman-Zaiets_Shutterstock.jpg.webp)

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**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/44 "2024-08-23T12:19:32Z")

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I don’t know about canning, but they were being eaten in ancient China. From [here](https://www.caninejournal.com/chow-chow/) and the Crufts coverage I watch every year.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/45 "2024-08-23T12:31:33Z")

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If the can still has not exploded maybe it was not so urgent. [911](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porsche_911) can wait.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/46 "2024-08-23T16:39:25Z")

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Has anyone mentioned that all you need to do is tap the top of the can first and then it’ll open without any issues. Not IMHO, that’s a fact!

😉

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/47 "2024-08-23T19:56:26Z")

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Penn Jillette said that!

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2024, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-call-911-over-a-can-of-sparkling-water-that-will-likely-explode/1005949/48 "2024-08-25T10:10:59Z")

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If I buy a bag of potato chips in Denver and drive up to my house in the mountains, the bag of chips will sometimes explode. It’s quite loud.

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