# Should i dump my girlfirend

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391 "2006-07-20T21:16:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/61 "2006-07-21T21:24:55Z")

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> [@dmatsch](#):
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> From your vernacular, I’m guessing your’e about 17.
> 
> Dump her and find someone else. At your age, nobody is worth that kind of grief.

From the fact that he says he’s 20, I’m guessing that he’s 20. 😃

Oh yes, dump the girlfriend, friend. And don’t do it by making bullshit excuses, either. Grow a pair and say, “I don’t want to date you any more. Good bye.”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/62 "2006-07-22T06:25:33Z")

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Can you imagine the dump process he’ll use.  
Honey, let’s talk about our relationship.

Ok

I posted some stuff on an internet message board about how you are a hag and most everyone there said I should dump you…

NO MORE INTERNET FOR YOU MONKEY BOY!

Yes dear.

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**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/63 "2006-07-22T12:38:46Z")

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> [@featherlou](#):
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> From the fact that he says he’s 20, I’m guessing that he’s 20. 😃
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> Oh yes, dump the girlfriend, friend. And don’t do it by making bullshit excuses, either. Grow a pair and say, “I don’t want to date you any more. Good bye.”

Beautiful. Sheer poetry.  
You’re my hero.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/64 "2006-07-22T14:22:26Z")

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I dunno. Is there any chance that the Yalies have moved on to the SDMB now that Ann and Abby have retired?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/65 "2006-07-22T17:35:26Z")

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> [@dmatsch](#):
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> Beautiful. Sheer poetry.  
> You’re my hero.

Aw, shucks. {blushing, digging toe in ground}

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**Author:** ![percussion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@percussion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percussion)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-dump-my-girlfirend/365391/66 "2006-07-22T18:30:41Z")

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> [@Bearflag70](#):
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> How rich is her father?

I just died at that.

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