# Should I have a post count party? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 8, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-have-a-post-count-party/53694 "2001-02-08T21:57:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-have-a-post-count-party/53694/21 "2001-02-11T07:48:22Z")
Good for you, **Chronos**! I view you with new eyes… Actually they’re my usual eyes, just bugging out on stalks sorta like a startled crab. I somehow never, um, pictured you in a hot tub wearing only vanilla massage oil, a smile and a lissome lass. Now just cast your voice low, murmer some profound stuff from Cecil’s columns into her ear and she’ll be vanilla-scented putty in your hands… Uh, Chronos? ::whistles:: Ooops, never mind. With all that thrashing and splashing I do believe there’s some intensive underwater research going on. Ignorance may be persistent but damned if it won’t be clean after this! (And redolent of vanilla.) Well, this demonstrates **Chronos** is thoroughly human in instincts and reactions. **Arnold** , though… Veb P.S. If you hadn’t gone through w/ this I woulda posted a “Boink Chronos” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-have-a-post-count-party/53694/22 "2001-02-16T01:58:54Z")
Aw, now **Veb** , You know me better than that! **Chronos** is just such a gentleman…he was looking for my rubber ducky, which inexplicably got deep sixed by all of the thrashing…I mean, by the bubbles. And please pardon my tardy reply, I was…um, busy. Scotti 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-have-a-post-count-party/53694.md?page=1)