# Should I help these two people? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 23, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674 "2007-08-23T19:01:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/21 "2007-08-23T23:09:49Z")
[QUOTE=danceswithcats] Result is most better when included brand have convenient shaped ladle for bum shoving into! [/QUOTE] Not sure what this means, but I agree. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/22 "2007-08-23T23:21:34Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] Not sure what this means, but I agree. [/QUOTE] You’ve been smoking some bad granola. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/23 "2007-08-24T00:14:46Z")
I get a lot of Japanese spam, from which I conclude there are millions of unsatisfied women over here. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/24 "2007-08-24T00:19:54Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] I get a lot of Japanese spam, from which I conclude there are millions of unsatisfied women over here. [/QUOTE] Forward it to **Auto** he will be happy to help out. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/25 "2007-08-24T00:44:36Z")
If you believe the latest polls, there actually are millions of unsatisfied women in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/26 "2007-08-24T05:01:25Z")
You know, I’m really glad I can’t see the google ads for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/27 "2007-08-24T05:14:51Z")
> [@](#): > > You know, I’m really glad I can’t see the google ads for this thread hey, the ads are actually pretty interesting: ad 1: “Salvage vehicles—15000 new listings, collision or flood” ad 2: “Online salvage auctions–the global marketplace for salvage goods” ad 3: “10 diet rules that work—lost 9 lbs in 11 days with these easy rules” ad 4: “Clean change company”–“Wendy Sullivan Specialists in Clean Language” I don’t get it-where is Google’s logic in choosing these ads? I guess it will be a long,long time before artificial intelligence programs will actually work. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/28 "2007-08-24T16:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] You know, I’m really glad I can’t see the google ads for this thread. [/QUOTE] You mean the one for a "Florida _ **Sinkhole** _ Lawyer? I believe situations like this is one-half of what originally prompted this thread. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/29 "2007-08-24T16:56:59Z")
I’m seeing ads for Auto Insurance. I guess when to do the nasty with a ladle, insurance is a darn good idea. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/30 "2007-08-24T17:18:56Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Well, now I laugh at them, because I took M\_E\_G. ADI. K for 3 months and **now my peter is extremely longer than world**. [/QUOTE] Ah, the legendary Midgard serpent. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/31 "2007-08-24T17:22:58Z")
[QUOTE=Wonderwall6129] Well, who can blame them? I, too, would be pleased if someone brought me a [giant deer](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik)! [/QUOTE] Awww! It’s so cute! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/32 "2007-08-24T17:26:29Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Awww! It’s so cute! [/QUOTE] Yeah, but we’re talking **Mega** small deer. So how big are they? And do they satisfy Japanese women? ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/33 "2007-08-24T17:35:54Z")
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist] Imagine my surprise when I was repeatedly informed that I could only (and I’m paraphrasing because spamfilter destroyed them ☹ ) please my woman by increasing my ejakulate. I’ve gone so long without knowing that “ladies want it by the bucket” [/QUOTE] Women tell me mine makes a great conditioner and moisturizing lotion! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/34 "2007-08-24T17:53:31Z")
Sadly, our work’s email filter sends us a digest of blocked emails several times a day (to let us free email we need that it caught by mistake\*). So we get all the dick complaints bundled, with the ‘you have an ecard from. . .’ and the watch ads. Tell me, how does this subject line make sense: Sold Out - LIMITED OFFER! . . . I get tons of these. Why would anyone want to buy - - something that’s not available because it’s sold out? \*For some reason it always catches ASCE newsletters and a lot of things from CalTrans. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/35 "2007-08-24T17:58:51Z")
It means you waited too long to reply. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/36 "2007-08-24T18:18:28Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I get those too. Here are some funny ones from today. (snip) I’m interested, but there are so many different brand names. Oh woe is me; which should I choose?! [/QUOTE] The one for the colon cleanse. It probaby actually works, and should help keep down the whizgiggling in the not-private double-you-seas. And who doesn’t want to be ten pounds lighter? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/37 "2007-08-24T19:05:24Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] I’m seeing ads for Auto Insurance. I guess when to do the nasty with a ladle, insurance is a darn good idea. [/QUOTE] I’d only buy it if I get Erin as part of my package. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/38 "2007-08-24T23:52:46Z")
I think I know what a whizgiggle is and I’m going to use that term. Soon. I’m sure the opportunity will arise. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/39 "2007-08-25T01:35:56Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] I’d only buy it if I get Erin as part of my package. [/QUOTE] [Erin?](http://www.cylon.org/images/babes/cababe002bweb.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2007, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674/40 "2007-08-25T01:48:28Z")
Oh yeah! That’s the Erin I’m talkin’ 'bout! _Beeda beeda beeda_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-i-help-these-two-people/416674.md?page=1)