No MC, I didn’t. And I don’t think I want to. :eek:
Oh yeah, my ear FINALLY cleared up. Sheesh! Never did get the stool softener, though. Just kept on with the Murine, and last night it finally opened up. Now I feel like I can hear the rings of Saturn buzzing.
yes, i did mc and the buttcandle brought a whole new meaning to “hot flaming enemas, batman.”
I had that done when I was 14. I told my parents that I had put a pebble in my ear when I was 3(I didn’t tell them when I was three, I mean I told them I had done it then) but no one believed me until the doctor pulled it out with the tweezers 11 years later… That improved my hearing, too 
Is ear candling like egg candling? Do you shine a light in one ear and look in the other to see if there’s anything in there? 
Careful that you do not have my wife put in the ear drops. I warm them by keeping the bottle in my armpit for a few minutes. She warms them under hot water and wonders why you run screaming from agony when she puts them in. Damn, that hurts!
Well Haiku boy, giving people false hopes about false treatments IS harmful as they often replace REAL treatments with googoo juice and shark fin extract, then they die.
Without a doubt, (trolls included) that is the SINGLE most IGNORANT thing I have read on this board in over two years.
Congratulations.