# Should lying be a banning offense? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2005, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-lying-be-a-banning-offense/291845 "2005-02-25T08:44:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-lying-be-a-banning-offense/291845/121 "2005-03-01T08:42:26Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Nice name. Enjoy it while it lasts. Ah _am_ The King. It _was_ a waste of a perfectly good name, though. ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-lying-be-a-banning-offense/291845/122 "2005-03-02T11:35:50Z")
> [@Scylla](#): > > Me neither. Usually you can find them right away if you look behind the washing. > > That’s probably why you’re not getting laid. > > If you did they would likely be more frayed of you. > > Maybe if the shoe was on the other foot you’d think differently. > > That’s because you haven’t walked a mile in my shoes. > > Usually they put their foot in their mouth and reveal themselves. > > Have you smelled your feet? > > Then how do you spend your days? Breaking rocks? Fleecing flocks? Fixing clocks? Mending smocks? Curing pox? Smoking lox? In detox? Filling box? > > Well you should, darn it. > > Moderators should be kept barefoot and pregnant. > > Ha! When I get up from rolling on the floor, I shall offer you praises, for this is the greatest post I’ve read in, uh, about twenty minutes. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-lying-be-a-banning-offense/291845.md?page=6)