# should the uk become the us?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [November 27, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634 "2003-11-27T23:14:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/41 "2003-11-28T15:03:54Z")

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Well then back to the UK/Canada merger. I just want to use sterling that’s all I’m saying. 🙂

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**Author:** ![owlstretchingtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/958977/32.png) [@owlstretchingtime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/owlstretchingtime)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/42 "2003-11-28T15:04:56Z")

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America could enter the county cricket competitions - as a minor county.

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**Author:** ![the\_creosote\_kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@the\_creosote\_kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_creosote_kid)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/43 "2003-11-28T21:26:33Z")

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ok, confession time, here`s where i`m coming from…  
as far as i`m concerned,the planet was here before we were,and it`s gonna be here when we`re gone,so why get hung up on nation and country etc,.... ..all i want is an easy ride. it just so happens that i was born in the part they call scotland,and looking around,it seems to me that the pragmatic thing to do to get by with as little fuss as possible,is to make the most of whatever we can. if scotland was to become a part of the us,i think tourism would really take off--no passports/money exchange problems,lots of "roots tracing" ,golf galore, music,history,scenery etc. our defence would be taken care of when we get back all those airbases,navy dockyards and all that kind of stuff. i would like to be able to go work in the states without visa`s etc,and i have yet to meet an american that i didn`t like.we could maybe manage without the guns,although one would be handy in certain parts of glasgow.... as for europe-i like european people just fine,it`s the idea of their governments running my life that i dont fancy,i think most brits watch american movies,listen to american music,and generally identify with the american outlook, the language helps too. if our government is going to surrender our “independence”,(and it is) i`d just as soon take my chances with america,after all, plenty scotts got shipped out there a while back,so we`re practically family. the thing is,would you americans want us?

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**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/44 "2003-11-28T21:40:54Z")

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Does this mean I could start using “brilliant!” in my vocabulary?? I just love when the British do that!

“thats brilliant idnt it?”

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**Author:** ![the\_creosote\_kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@the\_creosote\_kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_creosote_kid)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/45 "2003-11-28T21:44:37Z")

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“pure dead brilliant” is the glasgow version

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/46 "2003-11-28T22:31:21Z")

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So how do we work the Welsh in? I have trouble understanding the accent. Maybe an exchange program with some of our Georga Peaches?

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/47 "2003-11-28T22:49:06Z")

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quote:Originally posted by Guinastasia  
But what about the monarchy? Could the US have a monarchy? Because that would be cool!

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> \*Originally posted by jjimm \*  
> \*\*We’ve got one you can have. Slightly damaged, but you can have it for several million dollars of taxpayers’ money per year. \*\*

FFFT! G’wan! We blow more than that on the _overruns_ on _just one_ defense contract _every single year!_

And the Royals are a lot more fun than improved submunitions.

SEND 'EM OVER! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![MrBerious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MrBerious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrBerious)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/48 "2003-11-28T23:02:55Z")

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Considerably lower taxes, the right to protect yourself from criminals, a constitution that seeks to protect speech rather than limit it… where do I sign?

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**Author:** ![esquimalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@esquimalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/esquimalt)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/49 "2003-11-28T23:35:45Z")

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No. It would be too confusing. Everytime someone in GB referred to football we would think of the Cowboys, Bears, Patriots. (Go Pats). When we referred to football the other side of the pond would think of Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool. The sports page would be too confusing. I am sure the Brits are not ready to start using the word Soccer.

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/50 "2003-11-28T23:48:38Z")

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“So how do we work the Welsh in?”

You can work the Welsh _up_ by buying a holiday home, and letting Meibion Glyndŵr burn it down, boyo.

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**Author:** ![fortytwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f9ae1b/32.png) [@fortytwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fortytwo)\
**Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/51 "2003-11-28T23:55:54Z")

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[http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html](http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html)

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> \*Originally posted by Magiver \*  
> \*\*So how do we work the Welsh in? I have trouble understanding the accent. Maybe an exchange program with some of our Georga Peaches? \*\*

Don’t worry about us, we’re aiming for independance anyway.  
To help you with your problem understanding us however, here is a  
[Dolenni](http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html) to get around it.  
Dolenni= link 🙂

V

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/52 "2003-11-29T00:48:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vetch \*  
> \*\*[http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html](http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html)
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> Don’t worry about us, we’re aiming for independance anyway.  
> To help you with your problem understanding us however, here is a  
> [Dolenni](http://oldweb.cs.cf.ac.uk/fun/welsh/Welsh.html) to get around it.  
> Dolenni= link 🙂
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> V \*\*

Wow, that’s a serious dolenni. Just makes me glad my parents spoke English well. Too many rules in it to learn from scratch.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-the-uk-become-the-us/215634/53 "2003-11-29T15:57:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*  
> **And the Royals are a lot more fun than improved submunitions.**

Well, Prince Philip is something of an offensive weapon all on his own…

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