# Should you post drunk?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 7, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049 "2000-10-07T06:08:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/41 "2000-10-09T13:33:46Z")

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I think the consensus is you may not enjoy the results, but the rest of us will laugh at them for years to come. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/42 "2000-10-09T15:12:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \*  
> \*\*I think the consensus is you may not enjoy the results, but the rest of us will laugh at them for years to come. 🙂 \*\*

Except when I do it. I mean, check out the OP. I kinda feel like Johnny Fever in that episode of WKRP in Cincinatti. The one where the station is doing a “don’t drive drunk” promotion. Johnny Fever’s reflexes get sharper and faster the more he drinks.

When I wrote the OP, I was more than a little toasted. But it seems clearer to me than what I just wrote. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/43 "2000-10-09T15:57:34Z")

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Posting on the SDMB while fully tanked is OK - just don’t sign on to Ameritrade or ETrade, or Charles Schwab!!!

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**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/44 "2000-10-09T16:41:01Z")

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How can it be ever clear if you shoot at posts while drunk? Hell, you can hardly even see the damn post, and if you shoot at it the noise will bring the damn cops every time. Take it from me, never shoot at posts while your drunk.

Me, I think

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/45 "2000-10-10T06:30:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Triskadecamus \*  
> \*\*How can it be ever clear if you shoot at posts while drunk? Hell, you can hardly even see the damn post, and if you shoot at it the noise will bring the damn cops every time. Take it from me, never shoot at posts while your drunk.
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> Me, I think  
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Obviously, you’re frequenting the wrong backroads. And probably using a weapon with too high a caliber. When shooting out posts while driving drunk I use a .9 ml Glock. Only one run-in with the county mounties thus far and I managed to escape by hiding in Wilbur’s barn, although covering the General Lee with hay took longer than I would’ve liked.

Oh yeah, as usual, I’m drinking right now. But luckily I’m at home.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/46 "2000-10-10T22:59:37Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41543](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41543)

Look at my first post to this thread. If you don’t catch the hint… NO!!!

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/47 "2000-10-10T23:20:33Z")

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I think the question you were meaning to ask, Biggirl, is “Should one post to the boards sober?” The answer is… absolutely not.

And slythe if you’re a Tanqueray fan, have you tried the new tanqueray Ten? quite good in my opinion.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/48 "2000-10-10T23:49:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sk8rixtx \*  
> \*\*[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41543](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41543)
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> Look at my first post to this thread. If you don’t catch the hint… NO!!! \*\*

Hahaaaahaaaaa!

Don’t try and tell me alcohol had anything to do with that, Skate.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/49 "2000-10-11T00:21:09Z")

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Ok, I guess alcohol had nothing to do with that… doesn’t everyone do it though?

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/should-you-post-drunk/36049/50 "2000-10-11T08:44:52Z")

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If you feel for it,  
why not??

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