# Shouldn't that be a "squidonality"?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415 "2008-10-11T02:49:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/1 "2008-10-11T02:49:33Z")

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Dog and cat owners knew it all along, they have personalities. But did you know that other animals, such as rats, mice, spiders and squids also have [personalities](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27123058/)?  
I don’t mind squids having personalities but I am now going to be more paranoid about spiders, I already thought they messed with me on purpose and now I know for sure. But if squids start building webs in the corner of my living room, I’ll worry about them, too.

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/2 "2008-10-11T02:51:01Z")

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If squids start building webs people’s living rooms, we’re ALL in a lot of trouble.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/3 "2008-10-11T02:53:26Z")

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Well, if a person has personality, then a squid would have squidality. There’s no such thing as a “squidon.” 😛

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/4 "2008-10-11T03:12:35Z")

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and the oil has a certain Wessonality.

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/5 "2008-10-11T03:32:54Z")

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\*Over and over  
I tried to prove my love to you;  
Over and over,  
What more can I do?  
Over and over;  
My friend says I’m a fool  
But o-o-o-ver and over  
I’ll be a fool for you  
'Cause you got:

Squidonality!  
Arms! (with squidonality!)  
Beak! (with squidonality!)  
Pen! (with squidonality!)  
Ink! (with squidonality!)  
Gills! (with squidonality!)  
And plus you got three great big hearts!

So over  
And over  
Woah I’ll be a fool for you  
Now over and over  
What more can I do?

Wo-o-o-over and over…\*

Sorry Lloyd…

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/6 "2008-10-11T04:17:35Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> Well, if a person has personality, then a squid would have squidality. There’s no such thing as a “squidon.” 😛

I think squidon is a perfectly cromulent word.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/7 "2008-10-11T05:04:42Z")

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So this thread has pretty much made my day.

I’m already aware that squid have personality, for the record.

They’re _tentacular_!

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**Author:** ![Lavender\_Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b782af/32.png) [@Lavender\_Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lavender_Falcon)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/8 "2008-10-11T10:22:29Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> I think squidon is a perfectly cromulent word.

I think a squidon is when the male squids start feeling frisky.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/9 "2008-10-11T11:51:27Z")

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Does this qualify the SDMB Initiation Ceremony as a relationship?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/10 "2008-10-11T20:03:49Z")

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I think **Terrifel** is actually a hyper-intelligent squid!

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**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/11 "2008-10-13T08:05:06Z")

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Did someone call?

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**Author:** ![Arglefraster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@Arglefraster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arglefraster)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/12 "2008-10-13T17:49:21Z")

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> [@Lavender\_Falcon](#):
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> I think a squidon is when the male squids start feeling frisky.

In other news, snorting hot coffee out of your nose is an … _interesting_ … sensation.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shouldnt-that-be-a-squidonality/467415/13 "2008-10-13T18:34:02Z")

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> [@Q.E.D](#):
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> Well, if a person has personality, then a squid would have squidality. There’s no such thing as a “squidon.” 😛

[Squibbons](http://www.thefutureiswild.com/index.asp?level1id=3&level2id=8&level3id=11&level4id=34), on the other hand…
