# Show me an accurate poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-an-accurate-poll/259233>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 10, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-an-accurate-poll/259233 "2004-08-10T18:22:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bc8723/32.png) [@Oy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oy)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2004, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-an-accurate-poll/259233/21 "2004-08-11T12:03:23Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Wow, that AOL poll could not be more of a joke. I spent may years in North Dakota and I can say with absolute confidence that purple monkeys will fly out of my ass and perform Wagner’s Ring Cycle before ND votes for Kerry.

You have _no_ idea how badly I want to see that! And not just because I’m a Kerry supporter!

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