# Show me your fancy sig -

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 14, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897 "2000-10-14T16:06:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/21 "2000-10-17T03:14:49Z")

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One year for Hanukkah, I made an ASCII menorah. It was cool… I got an email about it. With vBB, I had to fix it up a little:

```auto

@ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @
.\_\_\_\|/_/_/_/.
_______/.\______

Hanukkah sig.
(No, I'm not Jewish)

```

I also had the first verse of “Jabberwocky” for a while, but the only email I got was someone correcting my spelling.

> [@](#):
>
> 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves  
> Did gyre and gymble in the wabe.  
> Mimsy were the borogroves,  
> And the momeraths outgrabe.

And my very first sig, (under the screenname Ai\ Yue- Ha  
.)

> [@](#):
>
> * * *
> 
> The Ai\ Yue- Ha  
> FAQ:
> 
> 1. Eye You-way Han
> 2. It’s Chinese.
> 3. The symbols are tone marks.
> 4. No, I wasn’t drunk when I registered.
> 5. Just call me John, OK?

–John

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/22 "2000-10-17T05:54:14Z")

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My first sig was:

We are the children of the 80’s. We are not the first lost generation, nor are we today’s lost generation.

Or something like that.

Then, I quoted Coldfire, with:

You can’t accidentally create a handicapped baby whilst smoking weed.

And now, I’m with:

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/23 "2000-10-17T08:10:38Z")

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I’ve yet to figure out how to transfer my Armadillo art signature from the Fathom board to here without it collapsing on itself. If you want to see the [test thread](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum12/HTML/000101.html), be my guest.

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**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/24 "2000-10-17T12:36:04Z")

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I think I was trying to be anti-technology or something…

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/25 "2000-10-17T20:32:47Z")

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There’s lots of great sigs in the **test threads on ATMB**.  
I always like to go there first when I log on, just to see what people think up for sig lines. Here’s a recent one I liked:

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ladybug \*  
> \*\*Just testing the new sig. \*\*  
> [sub]\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_  
> I’m too much of a lady to let you know you’re bugging me. – sig courtesy of 2sense  
> “A scavenger hunt? How terrible. I don’t believe in hunting scavengers.” – Bubbles, “Powerpuff Girls”  
> “Does the information superhighway have a rest stop? I’ve gotta go potty!” – “Digimon”[/sub]

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**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/26 "2000-10-17T20:49:18Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by SterlingNorth \*  
> **I’ve yet to figure out how to transfer my Armadillo art signature from the Fathom board to here without it collapsing on itself. If you want to see the [test thread](http://fff.fathom.org/ubb/Forum12/HTML/000101.html), be my guest.**

Here’s one way to do it. I leave it to you to see if it works in a sig.

`````auto

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           .:: 7777: : - .
          /:' / / / /' ` :: &gt;/|/
        .', | | | | ` / ( e\ SterlingNorth
 -==~-'`---Xm````-mr ' ` -_\
One of these days somebody is actually going to notice that if you convict an innocent person and execute him, the problem is that the murderer is still free.

`````

The other main trick is to replace blanks with “hard blanks”= Alt0160 typed as Altkey down 0 1 6 0 Altkey up

But watch out- The hard blanks cannot be copied out of the post window without converting to “soft blanks” that are stripped out. To get a row of hard blanks, store them in Notepad and copy from there. Not elegant, but it works.

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**Author:** ![Stupendous\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Stupendous\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stupendous_man)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/27 "2000-10-17T20:53:11Z")

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**Author:** ![Stupendous\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Stupendous\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stupendous_man)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/28 "2000-10-17T20:54:41Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Stupendous man \*  
> \*\*- \*\*

Damn it to the bowels of bloody hell! The box unchecked after I previewed it.

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**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/29 "2000-10-18T01:46:00Z")

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Mine is pretty cool:)

In my opinion at least.

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**Author:** ![bdubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@bdubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdubs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/30 "2000-10-18T01:57:56Z")

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My signature was stolen, but I wish I came up with it.

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**Author:** ![bdubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@bdubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdubs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/31 "2000-10-18T01:59:33Z")

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sig? Are you down there?

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/32 "2000-10-18T02:24:58Z")

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I’ve been trying this new on for size… How does it look?

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**Author:** ![bdubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@bdubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdubs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/33 "2000-10-18T02:39:14Z")

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My sigs aren’t showing  
I feel naked

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**Author:** ![Season\_Strange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Season\_Strange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Season_Strange)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/34 "2000-10-18T06:43:32Z")

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Did you preview your post? After the preview you have to click the Show Signature box again.

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**Author:** ![bdubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/da6949/32.png) [@bdubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdubs)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/35 "2000-10-18T21:20:18Z")

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If this works, you are a true gentleman Mr Strange.

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/36 "2000-10-18T21:35:29Z")

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Well, whaddyaknow…  
It worked!  
Thanks for tip **tshirts**.

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/37 "2000-10-18T21:43:25Z")

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Oh, the reason

```auto

 

```

won’t work is I added extra spaces since the font face is proportional.

[sub]will the brackets work?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/38 "2000-10-18T21:46:34Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Escanaba \*  
> \*\*Here’s one from \*\*Zenster \*\*that here was just a thread puzzling over.
> 
> * * *
> 
> Christianity is a symptom of the disease it’s trying to cure.
> 
> Long-ass _braggadocio_ sig dropped under  
> threat of spanking from **magdalene**.
> 
> **Swiddles** ’ Patron Saint of **[recipes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39219)**. \*\*

Escanaba, there are currently 2 IMHO threads devoted to the first line. Let me explain the second line. Zenster used to have a list of every poster who had ever acknowledged him in his Sig…So and so’s favorite poster! So and so’s new hero! It kind of bugged me (sorry Zenster) so I threatened him with a spanking if he didn’t change it. He punished me with the middle line, which, IMHO, is technically still bragging. 😃 And pretty fuckin’ long.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/39 "2000-10-19T09:55:48Z")

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Thank you, **ShakenBake**. I would have found my way here eventually, and graced you all with my famed sig file.

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**Author:** ![ShakeNBake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@ShakeNBake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShakeNBake)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/40 "2000-10-19T22:46:38Z")

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Looks better when you do it, too. I forgot that cut and paste misses the special codes.

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