# Show me your fancy sig -

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 14, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897 "2000-10-14T16:06:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![What\_a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9a28c/32.png) [@What\_a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_a)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/41 "2001-01-01T19:21:12Z")

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Such as it is.

Still needs something.

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**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/42 "2001-01-03T01:42:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by tshirts \*  
> \*\*There’s lots of great sigs in the **test threads on ATMB**.  
> I always like to go there first when I log on, just to see what people think up for sig lines. Here’s a recent one I liked:
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by ladybug \*  
> > \*\*Just testing the new sig. \*\*  
> > [sub]\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_  
> > I’m too much of a lady to let you know you’re bugging me. – sig courtesy of 2sense  
> > “A scavenger hunt? How terrible. I don’t believe in hunting scavengers.” – Bubbles, “Powerpuff Girls”  
> > “Does the information superhighway have a rest stop? I’ve gotta go potty!” – “Digimon”[/sub]
> 
> \*\*

::giggles:: I forgot I used to have the Digimon sig. I might have to revive that one at some point. (BTW: it was either that quote or “Hey! He’s got pants now.”)

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/43 "2001-04-08T19:54:51Z")

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[Bump.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1246082#post1246082)

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/44 "2001-04-09T00:58:56Z")

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At the request of **TubaDiva** , my sig became both less elaborate (here) and more elaborate (at my homepage). So click the link and take a look. 🙂

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**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/45 "2001-04-09T02:10:45Z")

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Biff!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Isabella](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Queen\_Isabella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Isabella)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/46 "2001-04-09T03:20:03Z")

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Hey, I’ll take any excuse to show off my sig.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/47 "2001-04-09T04:17:24Z")

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I love my current sig.

> [@](#):
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> The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog’s deception, screaming madly, “You lied!”

The ones I use for various emails:

“Bother,” said Pooh, “Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump. Piglet, meet me in transporter room three. Christopher Robin, you have the bridge.”

“Listen to Dworkin? Go hunting with the guys? Listen to Dworkin? Go hunting with the guys? Bah, I wanna kill something.”

-The difference between love and lust is that love  
makes you feel all warm and fuzzy while lust makes  
you feel all warm and squishy…

-The opinions expressed in this post are based on  
logic, reason and the fact that I’m not wearing any  
pants…

It’s not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry  
about. It’s the twenty-thousand-odd other bullets labeled  
“Occupant”  
—Murphy’s laws of combat

I had planned on rotating these with my SD sig above, but if they’re going to disable the sig function, I’ll probably just live without.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/48 "2001-04-10T04:12:57Z")

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I changed my sig because **TubaDiva** so nicely asked. This is the one I used for my journal for health class. Everyone else used inspirational quotes. Weirdos.

P.S. I bet my sig further propels the belief that I am male (not a lot of my girl friends like _Wayne’s World_). Oh well…

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/49 "2001-04-10T04:15:02Z")

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Oops, I just read the word “fancy” in the subject. You all can deal with my plain ole’ sig, though.

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**Author:** ![RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@RocknRoll\_Killing\_Machine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RocknRoll_Killing_Machine)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/50 "2001-04-10T05:25:09Z")

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I don’t know what my sig is right now.

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**Author:** ![todaystomsawyer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@todaystomsawyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/todaystomsawyer)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-me-your-fancy-sig/36897/51 "2001-04-10T23:17:18Z")

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Here’s one I remember…

“I remember when safe sex meant moving the bed away from the wall so I would’nt bang her head against the wall!”

And to quote Geddy Lee, Alex Lifeson, and Neil Peart…

“All the world’s indeed a stage  
We are merely players, performers and portrayers,  
each another’s audience,  
outside the gilded cage”

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