# Show us your tits! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764 "2001-08-11T05:25:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/21 "2001-08-11T15:44:35Z")
They’re called “pecs.” And no, you can’t see them. I just combed my hair. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/22 "2001-08-11T16:39:24Z")
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oooooooooooooooooooooooooo 000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000 QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ 888888888888888888888888888888 ooooooooooooooooooooo ( These are beads for the nice ladies))))))) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/23 "2001-08-11T17:10:25Z")
OK, here’s a couple: [Great Tit](http://www.prainternational.com/pages/greattit.htm) [Blue Tit](http://www.prainternational.com/pages/bluetit.htm) But boobies are much larger than tits: [Brown Booby](http://mbgnet.mobot.org/salt/animals/bboobies.htm) [Blue-footed Booby](http://www.horizon.fr/galapagos/foubleuan.html) Want to see some peckers? ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/24 "2001-08-11T18:00:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*“tit” is vulgar, “teat” is cool, nice old english. \*\* I believe it also belongs to a cow. Now in the case of Anna Nicole… ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/25 "2001-08-11T18:01:36Z")
Ladies, have you ever noticed that, although there are quite a few of these “Show us your tits” threads, there is a decided lack of “Please, post your penis” threads. 😕 If anyone would care to remedy that… 😉 :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/26 "2001-08-11T18:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kniz \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > > \*\*“tit” is vulgar, “teat” is cool, nice old english. \*\* > > I believe it also belongs to a cow. Now in the case of Anna Nicole… \*\* It would belong to Dow Corning. ---
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/27 "2001-08-11T18:35:49Z")
That’s an udder thing altogether. ---
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/28 "2001-08-11T20:27:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sailor \* > \*\*That’s an udder thing altogether. \*\* May I be the first to say that, if, sailor, we ever meet, I owe you a beating. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/29 "2001-08-11T21:41:30Z")
[http://fff.fathom.org/pages/zette/index.html](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/zette/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/30 "2001-08-11T22:00:47Z")
I just opened this thread to keep abreast of things. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/31 "2001-08-12T02:27:05Z")
OK. ```auto | | |@@@@@@@@@| | . . | |@@@@@| |@@@@@| ``` Now where are my beads? ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/32 "2001-08-12T02:47:47Z")
(_)(_) ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/33 "2001-08-12T03:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Colibri \* > \*\*OK, here’s a couple: > > [Blue Tit](http://www.prainternational.com/pages/bluetit.htm) Phew…I got nervous there for a second. I thought the ol’ wickleteats ended up on the web! 😃 Rose ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/34 "2001-08-12T03:05:51Z")
Hey Wicky…{b] Joey Hemlock\*\* does have screen captures he could post. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/35 "2001-08-12T03:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Odieman \* > **Hey Wicky…** Joey Hemlock_\* does have screen captures he could post. 😉 \*\* Doh! ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/36 "2001-08-12T03:27:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > \*\*(.Y.) > \*\* Yup, pimples on yer thighs sure can be unsightly. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/37 "2001-08-12T03:50:22Z")
still perky, TYVM 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/38 "2001-08-12T04:09:02Z")
**Tosses beads to everyone!!!** Whooo hooo!! beads!!! Every strand in 100 is solid gold with diamonds!! But girls… you can only get 'em if you… _ **SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!** _ 😃 [sub]I should be slapped[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/39 "2001-08-12T05:12:03Z")
([sub][sup]©[/sup][/sub]Y[sub][sup]©[/sup][/sub]) Warning: objects in post are bigger than they appear (but only slightly). ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764/40 "2001-08-12T05:55:17Z")
well hey, you could always go to [boobscan.com](http://boobscan.com) there might be some dopers’ boobs there. (Or if we’re lucky a doper or two with a scanner might post some there.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-us-your-tits/75764.md?page=3)