# Show yourself! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 23, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716 "2004-01-23T05:25:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/181 "2004-01-29T00:57:21Z")
\All this and brains too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/182 "2004-01-29T00:59:58Z")
oops… maybe this will do it [here](http://www.angelfire.com/games/stephs/picture.html) Forget I said that about brains… ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/183 "2004-01-29T01:07:26Z")
Nice Loco **Troub**. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/184 "2004-01-29T01:23:34Z")
There are far too many attractive women who have posted in this thread to compliment individually… so as a group, you’re all gorgeous! And, since you’re the most recent, **Never to be Queen** , you’re a looker, no doubt about it. Yessirree. As for me, you can find various pictures of me [here](http://photos.yahoo.com/maxthevool) in the “main” album ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/185 "2004-01-29T01:32:39Z")
> [@](#): > > [Here I am](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/jackelope/pics/hulk.jpg) testing out some funky lighting I got for my next zero-budget movie Movie, eh? [url=“[http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/maxtest2.jpg](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/maxtest2.jpg)”]Here I am as “Max Peters”, the first victim in my best **fiend** ’s first film _Cut Up_. Strangely, whenever I’m in one of his films I get killed. (Oh, sure. He _says_ it’s so I can fulfil my crew duties; but one wonders…) BTW: My skateboard dolly is coming along fine, and I’ve picked up a couple of crystal motors recently. ---
**Author:** ![ShadiRoxan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@ShadiRoxan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadiRoxan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/186 "2004-01-29T01:36:51Z")
What the hell, why not? [Me and my boyfriend](http://www.geocities.com/shadiroxan/eng.html) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/187 "2004-01-29T01:38:22Z")
Let me try that again… [Here I am](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/maxtest2.jpg)as "Max Peters. [Here I am on the set](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/slate.jpg) of _Cut Up_. Ah, New Orleans in August. In an upper apartment. With no air conditioning. And thousands of watts of lights. ---
**Author:** ![Corixidae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Corixidae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corixidae)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/188 "2004-01-29T01:56:00Z")
[Here I am](http://www.donnunn.com/don_ibook_2.jpg) in my 28th hour of wakefulness on the way from Seattle to Florida in March. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/189 "2004-01-29T02:13:18Z")
since it is online and stuff: [ME!](http://www.bjunkyard.com/pictures_editorials/030802/image11.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/190 "2004-01-29T03:03:06Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Movie, eh? Yeah, it’s an addictive hobby, isn’t it? I’ve acted in a couple of feature-length indie pictures, and I’m about to start shooting my second short; [here](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/jackelope/pics/still.jpg) is a publicity still from the first one I did, which was a silent slapstick comedy. And I’ve been following your dolly-building thread; the new flick is going to have one or two tracking shots, which I was planning to get with a wheelchair and a steadicam, but it’s interesting stuff. Sorry for the hijack, folks; we now return you to your regularly scheduled flirtfest. ---
**Author:** ![blasphmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/191 "2004-01-29T03:42:11Z")
> [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Let me try that again… > > [Here I am](http://pw1.netcom.com/~heliboy/maxtest2.jpg)as "Max Peters. Ok, how many of you heard this and immediately thought "low budget pr0n? “Max Peters, Willy Smallwood and Dick Trickle star in teh 2004 remake of Stroker Ace\*” \*_Stroker Ace_ is **NOT** a porn, it is a burt reynolds goes big-time nascar racing movie. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Never\_to\_be\_Queen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_to_be_Queen)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/192 "2004-01-29T03:52:09Z")
Computer problems got me before I could say thank you to MaxTheVool for the nice comment. Thanks, Mr. TheVool! ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/193 "2004-01-29T03:59:04Z")
> [@eunoia](#): > > [Now lay off! 😃](http://www.eunoia.com/beer2004.jpg) Alright! My dogged determination to wrestle a troublesome ISP connection into submission is rewarded with another tantalizing pic of the handsome **eunoia**. Dear database gods: Please accept this post. ---
**Author:** ![Astra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@Astra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astra)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/194 "2004-01-29T04:37:40Z")
[Here](http://s88783905.onlinehome.us/Avatars/18427082.jpg) is a slightly blurred (bad webcam) photo of me. Yes, I am that pale. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/195 "2004-01-29T04:52:26Z")
> [@AntaresJB](#): > > [One](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/antaresjb/detail?.dir=/More+new+pics&.dnm=a462.jpg) (flipped so the text on my shirt is readable) > [Two](http://f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/antaresjb/detail?.dir=/More+new+pics&.dnm=75db.jpg) Hey! That looks just like the dorms at Bloomsburg! (Yeah, about ten million Montgomery-ites went to school there. I know the place well :D) To all the women who’ve posted to this thread, I have to say: I _must_ go to more DopeFests. 🙂 Now for the cop-out. I don’t have a picture ready yet. I’ll try to see if I can get one hosted soon. Honest. ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/196 "2004-01-29T04:57:57Z")
At home I found a few more pictures with me in them: [one of me and my buddybear](http://pages.sbcglobal.net/troub/meNmybud.jpg), and [another one to scare the crap out of **sidle**](http://pages.sbcglobal.net/troub/steam3.jpg) (and possibly be appreciated by the likes of **World Eater** ). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/197 "2004-01-29T05:53:39Z")
Is that a Big Boy? IIRC it was 4-6-6-4 Or is my memory failing me? Nice pic btw. ---
**Author:** ![Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Second\_Star\_to\_the\_Right](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Star_to_the_Right)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/198 "2004-01-29T05:55:12Z")
All right, I’ll jump on the bandwagon(and make the Hot Dopers™ look a little hotter by comparison) 🙂 [http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/phoenixfromtheashes1/album?.dir=/3310](http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/phoenixfromtheashes1/album?.dir=/3310) ---
**Author:** ![Calliope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Calliope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calliope)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/199 "2004-01-29T06:26:07Z")
Well, I tried to take a picture of myself, but it’s [a little close.](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/Aranid/NoelaniCloseUp.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2004, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/200 "2004-01-29T07:03:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Ok, how many of you heard this and immediately thought "low budget pr0n? > > “Max Peters, Willy Smallwood and Dick Trickle star in teh 2004 remake of Stroker Ace\*” It’s a joke. _Cut Up_ involves murders in the the retro art community. My character was a takeoff on '60s pop icon Peter Max. The victims were cut to pieces and put back together at random, after a style of composition where manuscripts were literally (heh) cut up and reassembled. Another character was “Azure Canine”, a poke at the “Blue Dog” phenomenon in New Orleans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716.md?page=11)