# Show yourself!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2004, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716 "2004-01-23T05:25:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Husker\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Husker\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Husker_Dude)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/141 "2004-01-26T15:59:01Z")

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[Two pictures of me from a photobooth, trying to look normal.](http://blink.dagbladet.no/user/files/d/da/danzig/jekyl_and_hyde.jpg)

I hope this works, I suck at Internet.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/142 "2004-01-26T16:10:44Z")

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Nice to be able to put a face to so many dopers, keep it going.

Thanks for the arm compliments as well. 🙂

The best stuff is on the inside, I’ll have to post 'em up sometime.

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**Author:** ![so\_da\_ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@so\_da\_ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/so_da_ne)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/143 "2004-01-26T16:14:36Z")

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Hey **Coldfire** - you are very attractive…if you didn’t already have **Heloise** I would have emailed this, not posted it, and probably said a few more things too! 😉

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**Author:** ![jovan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/0ea827/32.png) [@jovan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jovan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/144 "2004-01-26T16:34:11Z")

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Ah, damn, I just realised Geocities doesn’t like when people link straight to pictures. So, if anyone’s still interested (and for posterity) please follow [this new link](http://www.geocities.com/gustave433/).

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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/145 "2004-01-26T16:44:34Z")

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Holy crap, are you people attractive. I mean, really; how can I compete with that? 😃

If you wanna see a pic from…ummm…December 2002, go to my Live Journal - the nickname is Cosmopolitenne. It’s not a great pic & I’ve cut my hair again anyway, so I’ll try to get a new one up soonish.

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/146 "2004-01-26T17:23:42Z")

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http://imageshack.us/host/Sunday Morning.jpg.php ]Me, the bub, the dog a few weeks ago

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/147 "2004-01-26T17:36:44Z")

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Hmmm. I don’t think that’s working. Try this…just me and the kid…

[picture here!](http://imageshack.us/host/claudia&will.jpg.php)

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**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/148 "2004-01-26T17:37:48Z")

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I have a coule of pics on the _Teeming millions_ website but I think I’m not supposed to link to it…

Anyway, I look like a crook there and everyone else seems so wholesome and nice…

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/149 "2004-01-26T19:54:05Z")

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I’ll probably regret this …

[http://www.geocities.com/maeriwyn/picture.html](http://www.geocities.com/maeriwyn/picture.html)

I’m on the left. And that’s not _all_ my real hair. 🙂

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/150 "2004-01-26T20:48:50Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> I’ll probably regret this …
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> [http://www.geocities.com/maeriwyn/picture.html](http://www.geocities.com/maeriwyn/picture.html)
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> I’m on the left. And that’s not _all_ my real hair. 🙂

🆒 So **Draelin** _how you doin?_ 😉  
\*me thinks the smilies need to get more sun…

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**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/151 "2004-01-26T20:52:18Z")

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> [@AntaresJB](#):
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> Oooh, love the hair color, sweetie. And did you lose weight? Lookin good, babe. 🙂 And seriously, you are so goddamn pretty. I am so freaking straight but I swear, if you and 'punha were ever looking for a threesome partner…
> 
> I cannot believe I just typed that, but god help me it’s true. :o

The hair color is newish, been a brunette since Octoberish. I like it but sometimes I really miss my blonde hair. And I’ve lost close to 30lbs. It’s so weird, feels like everybody has just started noticing it all at once!

As for the threesome thing, I’ll have to talk that over with punha, although for some reason I doubt that he would object. Hee!😉

**blasphmer** I’m sorry to say that I’ve already lost my statehood to another Virginia Doper. Now if only you had made that offer 2 picture threads ago! 🙂

**Tremmie** , I am flattered. Not often I get referred to as being a hotty!

Now I’m gonna have a problem keeping my ego in check for the rest of the week…

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**Author:** ![Frank\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Frank\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_2)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2004, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/152 "2004-01-26T21:44:50Z")

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Sure, I’ll play along. [http://www.moderngroup.com/images/me.jpg](http://www.moderngroup.com/images/me.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/153 "2004-01-27T01:25:37Z")

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Here is the new, mostly fat-free [Rodd Hill](http://www.islandhosting.com/~twinsix/mejan04.jpg).

And again: [Rodd Hill bis](http://www.islandhosting.com/~twinsix/mejan043.jpg).

Now, I hope all of the other posters to this thread will go to Opalcat’s ultra-fine  
[Teeming Millions Profiles Page](http://teemingmillions.com/profiles/) and post photos of themselves as well as a few pertinent facts. Or even some impertinent facts. “We live in a society, damn it!” (George Costanza)

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/154 "2004-01-27T03:42:43Z")

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Seems one or two of you think I’m not bad-looking… obviously you have cataracts 😉

Guess I’ll put up a couple more pics and make sure you get a good look…

[me and a couple buds on New Years’ (I’m on the left)](http://www.geocities.com/dutchboy208/newyears.jpg)

[this one is semi-nekkid dutchboy… warning- possible TMA (too much armpit)](http://www.geocities.com/dutchboy208/arm.jpg)

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/155 "2004-01-27T04:29:40Z")

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> [@Obsolete](#):
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> Here I am, rather _there_ I am. I’m new. The name is Jessica.

Is that a lucky photo, or are you really unreasonably beautiful? Either way, welcome aboard. Glad to see 'ya here.

Ah well, yahoo!!! hates me, so I’m not making any promises.

Here is me w/ my first broken bone.

Here is me w/ my fourth.

Here is my favorite designer, and one of my favorite models.

Wait…what?

Oh yeah,

Here’s how to cook a turkey.

Here’s the depressing thought that a random draw out of the world’s gene pool produces the best looking member of my family: cousin\_africanus.

Here’s a horse urinating on my dad.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/156 "2004-01-27T04:36:01Z")

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> [@Adjustable\_Beavis](#):
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> Aw what the heck… Taken last year after finishing up making a Halloween game for some little ghouls.
> 
> [I’m the clown on the left](http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/yaheigh/detail?.dir=/111b&.dnm=244f.jpg)

Rather than make the usual comments about how hot everyone is (they are, but it’s been said), I want to point out that “I’m the clown on the left” would have been a pretty cool username.

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**Author:** ![flickerwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/13edae/32.png) [@flickerwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickerwolf)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/157 "2004-01-27T06:23:58Z")

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My brain thirty seconds ago: “Ho hum, more beautiful, unbelievably witty people…gah all the same, blahdie blahdie blah…” _scrolling randomly thru list wondering if anyone will mention her name and bring her out of obscurity_…WHEN SUDDENLY:

> [@js\_africanus](#):
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> Here’s a horse urinating on my dad.

Brain, reacting: _farts_  
_giggling hysterically_ Geez, I’m a strange little muffin.

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**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/158 "2004-01-27T07:55:31Z")

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[Here I am](http://hometown.aol.com/__121b_rdyXKCaYT0FROqJAxT5tt52dm0IvhHSpB0p45hvgSuhfHejALnfG9w==)

I found out today the wife has made an AOL homepage with a picture of us on it, so here ya go.

This was before my surgeries that took my left eye.

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/159 "2004-01-27T08:09:20Z")

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[QUOTE=Blonde]  
**brachyrhynchos:** how YOU doin’? 😃

I salute your taste in women. [Now lay off! 😃](http://www.eunoia.com/beer2004.jpg)

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**Author:** ![acrossthesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@acrossthesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acrossthesea)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/show-yourself/225716/160 "2004-01-27T13:41:08Z")

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[This]([http://fff.fathom.org/pages/acrossthesea/Resize](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/acrossthesea/Resize) of Jillhalloween1.jpg) was my Halloween costume this year, and [here](http://fff.fathom.org/pages/acrossthesea/redhair.jpg) is me a couple of weeks ago. The hair color was only temporary. I’ve been looking everywhere for something that will make my hair that color for more than a day, but I haven’t found any. And I don’t want to mess around with bleach. Oh well. The funny angle is because I took the picture myself.

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