# Shrimping?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 21, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434 "2000-01-21T15:20:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/21 "2000-01-21T21:02:00Z")

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Mangeorge, true story: when I worked at AT&T, I had to place a business call “from Miss Golden to Mr. Showers.” At the same office, by the way, I received a call from Miss Mee to Miss Yu.

Ike, I think Connie and Raymond did shrimp—but still, they were not The Filthiest People Alive!

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/22 "2000-01-21T21:05:00Z")

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Well, snow **balling** is the process of spitting the semen from a guy ya just blew into the mouth of said guy. IIRC.

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Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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**Author:** ![hightechburrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@hightechburrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hightechburrito)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/23 "2000-01-21T22:14:00Z")

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This may seem a little weird to anyone who hasn’t heard the mpeg that Satan referred to but . . .  
ARMAGEDON!!!

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Life is tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/24 "2000-01-21T22:28:00Z")

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## “Well, snowballing is the process of spitting the semen from a guy ya just blew into the mouth of said guy. IIRC.” —Alphagene

This isn’t much different, is it, than going down on a woman immediately after you’ve left your semen where you’re going down to? Except maybe for quantity.  
Peace,  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/25 "2000-01-22T05:21:00Z")

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Well, felching remains out of my range for a couple of reasons, but I don’t have any problem with shrimping. The feet and toes are very erotic and lots of fun to play with, back when I had long hair I would run it between a womans’ toes and always get a squeal. Sure they need to be reasonably clean, but not any more than the vagina,  
Larry

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/26 "2000-01-22T07:22:00Z")

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> Well, felching remains out of my range for a couple of reasons

Have you tried a longer straw?

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Remember when your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrimping/6434/27 "2000-01-22T13:35:00Z")

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**Alphagene** , I’d copyright that one if I were you. Classy!

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I never touched him, ref, honest!

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