# Shrub's Three Point Landing

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890 "2004-05-25T00:03:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/1 "2004-05-25T00:03:08Z")

</div>

Sorry, I can’t help myself. [This photo](http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/05/24/bush.iraq/index.html) just cracks me up every time I look at it. Given his five-year old mentality on most any subject, the scrapes are just completely appropriate.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/2 "2004-05-25T00:57:45Z")

</div>

Awwwwww…Bushy got a booboo!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/3 "2004-05-25T01:04:25Z")

</div>

I’m not a huge fan of Bush, but making fun of someone’s injuries is kind of petty and lame, and given your usually thoughtful posts, kind of surprising.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/4 "2004-05-25T01:09:44Z")

</div>

> [@astro](#):
>
> I’m not a huge fan of Bush, but making fun of someone’s injuries is kind of petty and lame, and given your usually thoughtful posts, kind of surprising.

Oh, I dunno. Given the fact that the injuries were minor, one must admit there is an amusing side to it. And it seems that GWB is willing to be somewhat self-mocking about it.

Granted, it’s not much above the level of humor exhibited by laughing at a stuffed shirt slipping on a banana peel. But I don’t really see the pettiness in it myself.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/5 "2004-05-25T01:14:58Z")

</div>

(looks for scrapes in photo)

(looks reeeeeel hard)

😕

Have they changed the photo since you posted?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/6 "2004-05-25T02:03:36Z")

</div>

Yes, it was changed.

try this one…[http://www.drudgereport.com/boo.jpg](http://www.drudgereport.com/boo.jpg)  
How many cyclists out there use a mouthgard??? I’ve never heard of it.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/7 "2004-05-25T06:05:43Z")

</div>

Owie. Stingy. Looks like he could hide things in that hole in his hand.

As for mouth guards, I don’t know about bikers but hockey and football players wear 'em because they help prevent concussions. I suspect the POTUS is strongly urged to take extra precautions.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/8 "2004-05-25T06:21:18Z")

</div>

Don’t cry. It made me laugh too 😃 .

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/9 "2004-05-25T06:26:36Z")

</div>

Ahhh, if he would only use a mouth gaurd when he gives a speech…

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/10 "2004-05-25T06:30:33Z")

</div>

Ow! Ow ow ow!

And dammit, I forgot to watch that speech today.

Cussed sunshine.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shrubs-three-point-landing/246890/11 "2004-05-25T15:42:25Z")

</div>

> [@astro](#):
>
> I’m not a huge fan of Bush, but making fun of someone’s injuries is kind of petty and lame, and given your usually thoughtful posts, kind of surprising.

Who you callin’ “thoughtful”, bucko?! Why, I don’t have a thought in my…d’oh!
