# SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!! I'm tryin' to take care of "Business" here!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-the-fuck-up-im-tryin-to-take-care-of-business-here/119533>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 18, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-the-fuck-up-im-tryin-to-take-care-of-business-here/119533 "2002-07-18T03:13:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![belladonna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@belladonna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/belladonna)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-the-fuck-up-im-tryin-to-take-care-of-business-here/119533/21 "2002-07-20T01:13:35Z")

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Oh, thanks a lot **scout1222**. Now the next time I do it I’m going to start imagining that _ping ping ping_ submarine sound and start giggling uncontrollably. And how’s _that_ gonna sound? You just got me fired.

😛  
bella

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-the-fuck-up-im-tryin-to-take-care-of-business-here/119533/22 "2002-07-20T03:14:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*Next time someone tries to talk to you while you’re in the stall, stand up, grad a turd out of the bowl, and lob it at them from under the stall wall.
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> I guarantee they won’t talk to you any more. \*\*

From a urinary perspective, the analagous response would be to turn your body completely to the fellow attempting a conversation, thus sterilizing and moistening his shoes. Hope he’s not wearing sandals!

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