# Shut up and apologize, you kid-killers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 12, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349 "2011-01-12T15:54:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/1 "2011-01-12T15:54:02Z")

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I’m sick of hearing of you cocksuckers whine and deepthroat the pro-terrorists polluting the halls of our government and airwaves.

On the offhand chance that you wish a dialog, you must cease your murderous equivocation and apologize for the political violence you have caused. Until then, I will quite literally not listen to what you are saying.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/2 "2011-01-12T16:00:53Z")

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Please explain: Who are the “kid-killers”? Who are the “cocksuckers”? Who are the “pro-terrorists”?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/3 "2011-01-12T16:02:07Z")

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Is government grammar controlling your mind? Or, can you translate your OP into intelligible English?

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/4 "2011-01-12T16:06:23Z")

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You’re not _still_ trying to blame RW rhetoric for Tucson, are you? Jesus Christ, give it up already, will you? It had nothing to do with it.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/5 "2011-01-12T16:07:02Z")

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_That_’ll settle it.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/6 "2011-01-12T16:07:29Z")

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How will you know when they have apologized if you are literally not listening?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/7 "2011-01-12T16:08:55Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Is government grammar controlling your mind? Or, can you translate your OP into intelligible English?

Yes, John, I’m the psycho one, not the ones who care more about not getting their guys in trouble for violent rhetoric than the violence that results.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/8 "2011-01-12T16:09:40Z")

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You want the kid killers to apologize. I got that much.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/9 "2011-01-12T16:15:35Z")

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OK, I apologize. But they were tasty!!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/10 "2011-01-12T16:16:00Z")

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I also oppose kid-killing.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/11 "2011-01-12T16:20:07Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> You’re not _still_ trying to blame RW rhetoric for Tucson, are you? Jesus Christ, give it up already, will you? It had nothing to do with it.

It’s true. It’s been nearly [six months](http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20011219-504083.html) since conservative rhetoric [inspired a murderer](http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,227658,00.html).

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/12 "2011-01-12T16:20:49Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I also oppose kid-killing.

Sheep.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/13 "2011-01-12T16:26:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> you must cease your murderous equivocation and apologize for the political violence you have caused.

Hmmm, hot headed, reactionary, partisan, way over the top rhetoric, plus an ultimatum! Who wouldn’t want to dialogue with you?

You are what’s wrong with politics in America, dipwad. ‘You’ and ‘them’ are just reflections of each other.

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**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/14 "2011-01-12T16:26:36Z")

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But I thought it was all George Bush’s fault? Oh, wait, that is soooo yesterday. It’s now the fault of Talk Radio Opinions I Disagree With. I must get with the times.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/15 "2011-01-12T16:28:54Z")

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Does the killed kid end up as curry? 'Cause I like Jamaican food.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/16 "2011-01-12T16:38:06Z")

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I killed them. Then I ate their livers with fava beans, and a nice chianti.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/17 "2011-01-12T16:40:35Z")

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At least we know whose [rhetoric](http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html) is to blame for the kid-killing.

Sorry. Got a little carried away. My bad.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/18 "2011-01-12T16:46:52Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Hmmm, hot headed, reactionary, partisan, way over the top rhetoric, plus an ultimatum!

And then there’s me.

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**Author:** ![Walmarticus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Walmarticus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walmarticus)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/19 "2011-01-12T17:27:41Z")

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I think I know what the OP is talking about:

HHHHUUUUR Palin/Beck murdered a child HURP ARF!!!1(one, 1, won)!1

I’m not even saying he’s wrong (because we’ve had enough of those threads), just that that’s what he sound like. A fucking idiot- mainly for starting this thread.

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**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-and-apologize-you-kid-killers/567349/20 "2011-01-12T17:29:55Z")

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Ludovic, is there some reason you can’t discuss this in one of the 837 threads currently devoted to the subject?

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