# Shut Up BigTard!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 15, 2016, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185 "2016-01-15T02:12:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/21 "2016-01-15T05:49:46Z")

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Where jeb found JESUS: [The Young Turks: Live Show! 8.26.16 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a48o2S1cPoo)

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/22 "2016-01-15T05:50:52Z")

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Fuck jeb bush hard in Koch his brother! Yolo!

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/23 "2016-01-15T05:55:18Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> Creepy fixation much?

Yeah, this.

WTF?

**madiscool** , are you trying to be one of the ‘cool kids’ who riff out on **BigT** to add cred points to your Doper account?

'Cos you failed big time mate. Who’s the 'tard now then eh?

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/24 "2016-01-15T07:14:55Z")

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Why me of course and the idiot who posted above u

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/25 "2016-01-15T07:25:07Z")

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Pretty sure Plumpudding is smokin’ the bath salts tonight. Look at his posting history… seems relatively normal up until tonight, at which point it becomes a string of incomprehensible, insane gibberish.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/26 "2016-01-15T07:29:21Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Why not? Not all pittings have to be frothing threads of filth.
> 
> If the Dope really wanted to it could make the Pit a better place. It could eliminate the hate and the insults and replace them with warmth and kindness. The world would be a better place if those of you who vent anger instead emitted empathy.
> 
> One stroke of kindness could start a revolution that made the world a better place. It could stop the intolerance of refugees in Europe; stop racism across the USA; stop homophobia in Uganda and stop the Friends reunion.
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> Its up to us. We can do it. Otherwise we are bad people who dont care for our fellow man.

…Do you _want_ **DrunkySmurf** to leave?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/27 "2016-01-15T08:32:46Z")

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> [@madsircool](#):
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> Why me of course and the idiot who posted above u

We don’t do shit-speak here. If you intended to write YOU, you should have taken the extra 1.5 seconds to write YOU.

So tell me again, why should we take YOU seriously if you can’t be fucked to write in acceptable script?

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/28 "2016-01-15T08:46:28Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> We don’t do shit-speak here. If you intended to write YOU, you should have taken the extra 1.5 seconds to write YOU.
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> So tell me again, why should we take YOU seriously if you can’t be fucked to write in acceptable script?
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> :dubious:

Ooh, u sure told him.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/29 "2016-01-15T08:50:16Z")

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I’m torn. On one hand the OP is a blatant and boring attempt to be a big man with the snarker crowd.

On the other hand, I would like BigT to shut up.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/30 "2016-01-15T09:05:45Z")

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Win-win

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**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/31 "2016-01-15T09:46:18Z")

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A pound of JEB for MADDYsin.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/32 "2016-01-15T14:15:21Z")

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BigT is boring enough. Multiple links to verify how much he bores is a zero-sum game.

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**Author:** ![Gothic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Gothic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gothic)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/33 "2016-01-15T14:31:09Z")

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Edited. NM, I thought I was on a different board for a sec.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/34 "2016-01-15T14:38:02Z")

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> [@Not\_Carlson](#):
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> Why?

Yeah I’m going to turn this pitting right around on you. Why ask why? I HATE when people ask “why did you post X”? on a message board. All you are doing is stifling discussion. And the more you stifle discussion, the less discussion there will be!  
As to the OP, I’m not going to click all those links, but I am impressed. All of you who are complaining he put too many links are crazy. If he’d only put one, you’d be bitching about that, too. “Only one link? That’s proof of nothing!”

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/35 "2016-01-15T15:07:25Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> As to the OP, I’m not going to click all those links, but I am impressed. All of you who are complaining he put too many links are crazy. If he’d only put one, you’d be bitching about that, too. “Only one link? That’s proof of nothing!”

I concur with this. It’s a no-win: too few examples don’t prove the point; too many and it’s “Get a life!”

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/36 "2016-01-15T15:18:45Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I’m torn. On one hand the OP is a blatant and boring attempt to be a big man with the snarker crowd.
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> On the other hand, I would like BigT to shut up.

An asshole pitting an idiot. Tough to take sides on that one.

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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/37 "2016-01-15T16:01:25Z")

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Ooh, a bunch of links with almost no original thought. Well, that convinces me that you’re right about BigT … No, wait, it does the exact opposite of that. Instead of just going creepy stalker, maybe next time you could actually use what limited intellect you have to actually argue your point, instead of just demanding that everyone else reads a bunch of links.

> [@madsircool](#):
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> If the Dope really wanted to it could make the Pit a better place. It could eliminate the hate and the insults and replace them with warmth and kindness. The world would be a better place if those of you who vent anger instead emitted empathy.

Why don’t you take that stupid motherfucking idea over to MPSIMS and do unmentionable things to it over there? The pit is already a shadow of its past glory, mostly because of fucking whiny little care bears like you.

> [@Bricker](#):
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> I concur with this. It’s a no-win: too few examples don’t prove the point; too many and it’s “Get a life!”

Counsellor, I find you guilty of using the fallacy of the excluded middle. I sentence you to actually click and read all those threads linked in the OP, may whatever deity you worship have mercy on your soul.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/38 "2016-01-15T16:17:38Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> Yeah I’m going to turn this pitting right around on you. Why ask why? I HATE when people ask “why did you post X”? on a message board. All you are doing is stifling discussion. And the more you stifle discussion, the less discussion there will be!

I disagree. In this case asking why is promoting discussion. I read the OP and clicked on a few of his links but don’t really understand what his point is. Without that bit of information there is no discussion to be had. If he could articulate what it is about BigT that he finds pitworthy then we could discuss the extent to which his complaints are or are not valid. As it is, there is no there there.

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**Author:** ![Rhodes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhodes/32/273_2.png) [@Rhodes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhodes)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/39 "2016-01-15T16:31:50Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> Whoa, there! If this is supposed to be the “Lecture Series 2016”, why are all the quotes from 2008? And, for that matter, why all from August?
> 
> I should report you for placing misleading statements on the Internet.

Maybe I got whooshed.

I see a lot of posts from 2015, from a poster with a Join Date in Aug 2008. Who is placing misleading statements on the Internet?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2016, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-bigtard/743185/40 "2016-01-15T16:43:45Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> …
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> I should report you for placing misleading statements on the Internet.

Shit, Broomstick’s screwed if we start doing that.

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