# Shut up USA

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 17, 2002, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601 "2002-06-17T23:15:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/21 "2002-06-18T02:09:54Z")

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Per \*\* lobley \*\*:

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> Half the world manages to love football (soccer) with a passion and pretty much keep out of each other’s faces, get on well with eachother, and be good natured.

Then explain to me why the pubs and hotels in Glasgow, Scotland have signs telling patrons to not wear team colors! 😕

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/22 "2002-06-18T02:11:35Z")

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I’ve always thought of it as kind of ironic that people like to bash America for being to nationalistic, but when it come to national sporting events(world cup, olympics) the vast majority of Americans couldn’t give a flying fuck compared to most other nations.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/23 "2002-06-18T02:15:26Z")

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Ah, but how sweet would it be to kick the world’s collective asses at a game we don’t even give a shit about?

Oh, wait. [We already did.](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/soccer/world/1999/womens_worldcup/news/1999/07/23/out_of_this_world/)

😛

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**Author:** ![Skydive101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@Skydive101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skydive101)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/24 "2002-06-18T02:29:50Z")

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So wait, if we win this year, will Brandi Chastain take off her shirt again? :eek:  
**USA! USA! USA!**  
😃

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/25 "2002-06-18T02:48:15Z")

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Just last week a riot of soccer fans in Moscow upset at their team’s loss killed two and injured 75. And yet it’s the Americans who are the sole exception to the peaceful nature of soccer fans the world over?

As far as sports violence in the world goes, American soccer fans are probably responsible for as much as Trinidadian curling fans. Actually, we may have to leave out youth leagues there. Irate soccer moms and dads can sometimes be dangerous.

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/26 "2002-06-18T02:58:04Z")

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And another tidbit from this week’s issue of the _Economist_:

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> jubilant nationalistsis Strabane, County Tyrone, charmingly celebrated Ireland’s surprise draw with Germany by stoning a school bus carrying Protestant children.

Yeah, I’ll agree that all this behaviour is not representative of soccer fans in these countries, and that by and large soccer fans get along with one another passably well, but to argue that the Americans stick out in the category of rampant World Cup nationalism is simply absurd. Or maybe every single person from the US who’s a real jerk about it took a vacation to the Isle of Man, and decided to pester one random person for no particular reason.

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**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/27 "2002-06-18T03:03:08Z")

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lobley, you’re right.

Most Americans could care less about soccer … yet a lot of them will brag if the US team wins something.

Posted by a rabid Old Glory waving patriot 😛

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/28 "2002-06-18T03:13:38Z")

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Oh, good grief, **lobley**. We’re doing well, so some of us are happy. When the World Cup is over you can go back to the geographical equivalent of penis envy, and we’ll go back to feeling inferior that we don’t … um … er … have a d in our country’s name. Or something.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/29 "2002-06-18T03:16:18Z")

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**Skydive101** : [Americans are too patriotic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115895). Note her charmingly quaint notion of what asking for cites **really** means.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/30 "2002-06-18T03:40:29Z")

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\*Yankee Yankee Yankee!!

Oi Oi Oi!!

Yankee Yankee Yankee!!

Oi Oi Oi!!

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/31 "2002-06-18T03:44:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skydive101 \*  
> So wait, if we win this year, will Brandi Chastain take off her shirt again? :eek:

We’ll have to burn and pillage Europe if she doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/32 "2002-06-18T03:45:01Z")

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Poor **lobley**. Why am I not surprised this thread is from you? 😃

I don’t care about your little rant but I just wanted to tell you that I had no idea what the World Cup was about until a day or two ago, and now that I _do_ know, I _still_ don’t give a flying fuck who wins.  
_steps on the side of the majority of Americans who neither give a fuck about soccer nor want to brag about it_

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/33 "2002-06-18T03:50:48Z")

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Okay, for all of you giving poor **lobley** a hard time, imagine this…

Next summer olympics during the basketball competition, Croatia comes in shooting the lights out and take out USA in the semifinals. How do you figure you’d all feel about that? You know good god damn well the persident would impose trade sanctions or some bullshit…

The fact that most of you don’t even give a shit is frustrating to the rest of us who actually care. It is, after all, par for the course though. Fuck cites.

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/34 "2002-06-18T03:59:14Z")

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How about if I clean that up. All I mean to say is, bandwagon jumping bugs me. Bad day is all, apologies to all.

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/35 "2002-06-18T04:03:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mayberrydan \*  
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> Next summer olympics during the basketball competition, Croatia comes in shooting the lights out and take out USA in the semifinals. How do you figure you’d all feel about that? You know good god damn well the persident would impose trade sanctions or some bullshit…
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Do you honestly think the President would take it _that_ seriously? You can’t be serious.

I doubt he would. As would the majority of us (well, I know I wouldn’t care if Croatia beat us in b-ball). It’s not a big deal. It’s just sports, for goodness sakes.

I enjoy a good NFL game myself but I don’t see rioting as a necessity if a certain team loses. I’ve been to enough drunken Monday Night Football bar parties where I have yet to see a fight break out.

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**Author:** ![LolaBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d2c977/32.png) [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/36 "2002-06-18T04:05:15Z")

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Sorry **mayberrydan** , I may not care about sports too rabidly, but I should care about preview. 😃

Hope you have a better day tomorrow. 🙂

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**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/37 "2002-06-18T04:15:31Z")

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[personal and minor hijack]I wasn’t serious about the trade sanctions just a bit of exageration…I just am being forced to miss two seasons of soccer due to injury and was excited for the world cup…I lost a bunch of money earlier this week because I bet a pile on Portugal (a team USA knocked out) so I’m a little bitter is all [/personal and minor hijack]

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/38 "2002-06-18T04:16:46Z")

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Thanks, Francesca; however, I wasn’t implying that the US team was involved in that other one. I just couldn’t recall what team it was.

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/39 "2002-06-18T04:22:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by mayberrydan \*  
> **Next summer olympics during the basketball competition, Croatia comes in shooting the lights out and take out USA in the semifinals. How do you figure you’d all feel about that? You know good god damn well the persident would impose trade sanctions or some bullshit…**

ROTFLMFAO! Omigods, you really think that? You really, really, really think that?

It’s far more likely that the (American) sports announcers would solemnly pontificate on how wonderful Croatia is because it won a basketball game. Then there would be a five-minute special on Croatia’s recent history. Then there would be close-ups of the happy Croatians. The next morning, there would be interviews with Happy Croatian Basketball Players.

Sanctions…\<snerk, giggle, chortle, snerk\>

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-usa/114601/40 "2002-06-18T04:29:32Z")

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[a pc game on soccer hooligians](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=120906)

I just wanted some opinions on this …

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