# Shut up, you stupid giggling twerp.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 29, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453 "2003-09-29T11:50:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/21 "2003-09-30T10:53:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Otto \*  
> \*\*Now if flatmate X had named the character “codpieceface”…_that’s_ comedy gold! \*\*

What did you say?!

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/22 "2003-09-30T12:05:32Z")

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HEY…I have Diablo II characters named “Kiksalahtabootie,” “Phroutkakke,” and “Eurmaughm.” And I still think they’re HILARIOUS!

But I’d think your flatmate’s would have been funnier if she’d named her “Koontfaysse.”

- Hahmahdraiadde

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/23 "2003-09-30T12:58:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by glee \*  
> \*\*Ah, flatmates who make a prank out of love!
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> Personally, I call them Cupid Stunts. \*\*

" … but it’s all done in the best POSSIBLE taste!"

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/24 "2003-10-02T06:23:09Z")

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It’s probably hypocritical of me to agree with the OP, but just today I was talking to somebody and I referred to DOS as Demented Operating System. We both went crazy over that one.

And anyway I had to show off my signature.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/25 "2003-10-02T06:39:37Z")

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_Cuntface, cuntface, give me your answer, do.  
I’m half crazy over the love of you.  
It won’t be a fancy marriage … I can’t afford a carriage.  
But you’ll look sweet in the pilot seat of a bicycle built for two._

[sub]Sorry, had to:D[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/shut-up-you-stupid-giggling-twerp/204453/26 "2003-10-02T07:03:17Z")

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\*“Oh Cuntface, don’t take your love to town…”  
“Cunt-face, what you want to do  
I think I could stay with you,  
For awhile…”

“Little cuntface, little one,  
made my heart come all undone,  
do you love me, do you cun-nt-face”  
\*

[sub]that’s enough for now[/sub]

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