# Sick fucking doctor **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653 "2000-07-24T16:30:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/1 "2000-07-24T16:30:44Z")
News story [here](http://www.dmregister.com/news/stories/c4788993/11895592.html) about a doctor who allegedly sprayed an anethesiologist with the bloody fluid draining out of a patient’s hip. WTF? Jesus Christ, these are the people \* operating \* on me? Words cannot express the horrible horrible (yet very amusing) thoughts that brings. And if it isn’t true, what sick fucker comes up with \* that \* the basis of a frivolous lawsuit? Fuck that’s creepy. Why are people so fucked up? Can I find this guy and smack him upside the head with a 2by4? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/2 "2000-07-24T16:32:03Z")
Damn, I thought this was going to be a thread about a sick doctor doing some kind of dirty fucking. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/3 "2000-07-24T17:03:55Z")
LOL. That was too FUCKING funny. Sick? yes. But my god, I will join you in going and smacking that man upside the head, then we can beat him down, and spray him with the contents of patients colostomy bags. lessee how he likes that. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/4 "2000-07-24T17:36:00Z")
Yeah, I did LMAO reading that. I mean, the image of some poor anesthesiologist huddled on the floor while being sprayed by hip-fluid… But for the love of god, is this the way to end your fucking career? Actually, if you’re going to end you’re career, this is the way to do it. But if you don’t want to, what the hell are you thinking? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/5 "2000-07-24T17:52:01Z")
the only thing i can think of that would add the final touch, would be if he ripped off the subjects leg and started beating the man down with it. MY GOD, I’ve got a great idea for a horror movie. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/6 "2000-07-24T18:08:39Z")
Or if he took a big bite out of his jugular vein or something. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/7 "2000-07-24T18:13:24Z")
…Or if he ripped the person’s head off and started practicing penalty shots with it. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/8 "2000-07-24T20:46:34Z")
What I wanna know is, what kind of hip replacement surgery would generate that much fluid that it could be sprayed through a hose? Abdominal surgery I could believe, but a hip? What are the chances the news clip is a hoax? Just because they’re from Iowa doesn’t mean they can’t pull our leg (or hip). ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/9 "2000-07-24T22:55:07Z")
I would imagine it was a very very small hose. You wouldn’t want a big one sucking up fluid. If it was small, you could spray the small ammount of fluid on the person. I still prefer the image of a garden hose spraying out gallons and gallons of fluid though. that’s what will stick in my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/10 "2000-07-24T23:06:53Z")
I just can’t help but wondering about the patient. Was he awake (probably not, considering that the anesthesiologist was checking on him)? But even so, can you imagine waking up to learn that some sick fuck has sprayed your bodily fluids all over the place–including onto another doctor? What the hell do you think? “My bodily fluids were used in a goddamn assault”. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/11 "2000-07-24T23:12:29Z")
Well if he ws one of them per-verts, he might have been pleased. I’ve heard of them per-verts doing things like that. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/12 "2000-07-24T23:22:36Z")
> [@](#): > > Can I find this guy and smack him upside the head with a 2by4? Please? If you’re asking MY permission, I say go right ahead. You will be fighting ignorance, after all. Even if you are horning in on my cousin Vinnie’s specialty, I’ll let him know that you have my approval. Lynn Queen of the Pit ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/13 "2000-07-24T23:29:16Z")
Yeah? Well **My** Cousing Vinnie is a lawyer! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/14 "2000-07-24T23:48:53Z")
That guy has to be mental…I mean…EW! ---
**Author:** ![Serinoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5e9695/32.png) [@Serinoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serinoh)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/15 "2000-07-25T06:21:49Z")
I was taking a physical…and the nurse told me she had to do the cough test so I obliged though it was my first time and I was extremely nervous! She grabbed ahold of it and told me to turn my head and cough she said nothing was wrong then she put her hand under my scrotum and told me to cough again…(I had an erection as soon as she my scrotum… which was embaressing as hell…) but I had never heard of such a procedure that involved my scrotum so I talked to a friend of mine and he said that, that was not routine and even to greater my amazement I found out that I was not even suppose to take the damn cough test…I want to know why a damned nurse would do such a thing I always believed that girls didn’t care for that type of thing but anywho thought I’d vent some curiousity in the matter ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/16 "2000-07-25T17:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Serinoh \* > \*\*I was taking a physical…and the nurse told me she had to do the cough test so I obliged though it was my first time and I was extremely nervous! She grabbed ahold of it and told me to turn my head and cough she said nothing was wrong then she put her hand under my scrotum and told me to cough again…(I had an erection as soon as she my scrotum… which was embaressing as hell…) but I had never heard of such a procedure that involved my scrotum so I talked to a friend of mine and he said that, that was not routine and even to greater my amazement I found out that I was not even suppose to take the damn cough test…I want to know why a damned nurse would do such a thing I always believed that girls didn’t care for that type of thing but anywho thought I’d vent some curiousity in the matter \*\* You’re joking. There is no such test, and even if there was a nurse wouldn’t perform it. If you’re not lying. Report this to the clinic and get a lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/17 "2000-07-25T17:46:51Z")
That sounds to me like a hernia test. At least that’s what the doc told me it was… ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-fucking-doctor/26653/18 "2000-07-26T16:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mojo \* > \*\*That sounds to me like a hernia test. At least that’s what the doc told me it was… \*\* Did he also explain how he had **both** his hands on your shoulders while he examined your prostate?