# Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429 "2010-06-16T15:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/1 "2010-06-16T15:58:11Z")
Just ran across this video of a perverted little chimpanzee. I feel sorry for the frog. ☹ Possibly NSFW? > **[i-am-bored.com](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=50362)** > > This domain may be for sale! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/2 "2010-06-16T16:10:45Z")
So the frog has a chimp in it’s throat ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/3 "2010-06-16T16:15:18Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > So the frog has a chimp in it’s throat 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/4 "2010-06-16T16:22:16Z")
:eek: Or, maybe that should that be: :o Poor frog. I don’t suppose there’s much chance he survived the experience! ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/5 "2010-06-16T16:40:07Z")
Speaking of sick little chimps: Many years ago I was visiting a zoo and stopped by the primate house. Just on the other side of the glass there was a chimp (or possible an orang, don’t remember for sure). He had a twig on one hand, which he slowly stuck up his ass for a few seconds. Then he’d take it out, chew on it a bit, and then repeat the whole cycle. An elderly woman stood next to me, absolutlely aghast at this spectactle. I swear to god the animal was staring that old lady right in the eyes while he carried out his auto-ass-reaming activities; I’m pretty sure he knew he was freaking her out, and enjoyed that at least as much as the ass-reaming itself. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/6 "2010-06-16T18:45:39Z")
That is just sick and wrong, and I feel bad for the poor frog. There is absolutely no reason why I should be laughing as hard as I am. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/7 "2010-06-16T20:12:29Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > :eek: > Or, maybe that should that be: > > :o > Poor frog. I don’t suppose there’s much chance he survived the experience! So you think he croaked? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/8 "2010-06-16T20:17:24Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > So you think he croaked? :smack: Well played, sir. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/9 "2010-06-16T20:17:41Z")
Ribbit for her pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/10 "2010-06-16T20:19:36Z")
“Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime _murrfff murrrflge aacckkk_” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/11 "2010-06-16T20:22:50Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > “Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime _murrfff murrrflge aacckkk_” That’s it. I’m done for the day. There’s a Helen Keller joke that’s similar to that. ---
**Author:** ![CateAyo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@CateAyo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CateAyo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/12 "2010-06-16T21:17:56Z")
he’s gonna get warts ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/13 "2010-06-16T21:29:48Z")
> [@CateAyo](#): > > he’s gonna get warts [Link](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genital_wart). Wiki, but nasty photo. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/14 "2010-06-16T21:41:24Z")
I wonder what [this little guy](http://www.figtography.com/Blog/2006/Apr/Faces/CuriousJorge.jpg) would do. That clip is just too funny! And right in front of a bunch of kids! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/15 "2010-06-16T22:20:22Z")
Puts a whole new twist on the fairy tale concept of kissing a frog, doesn’t it? Would this be considered froglatio? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/16 "2010-06-16T22:27:23Z")
I thought it was ‘Someday your PRINCE will come,’ not your chimp! ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/17 "2010-06-16T22:43:46Z")
That is one _very_ unhoppy frog. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/18 "2010-06-16T23:06:07Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > That is one _very_ unhoppy frog. Really? It _looked_ like it was going up and down! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/19 "2010-06-16T23:13:38Z")
You know when they talk about spanking the monkey, I never envisioned it would be a frog doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/20 "2010-06-16T23:18:23Z")
Poor frog was so ashamed he kermit-ed suicide. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429.md?page=2)