# Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429 "2010-06-16T15:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/21 "2010-06-16T23:20:17Z")
I wonder if the frog is good at using it’s tongue. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/22 "2010-06-16T23:22:11Z")
nm, **Claude Remains** beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/23 "2010-06-17T02:36:12Z")
And I will love him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and stroke him, and I will call him George. ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/24 "2010-06-17T03:15:06Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > “Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime _murrfff murrrflge aacckkk_” You win the “Choke on my beer” Award for today! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/25 "2010-06-17T05:19:38Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Poor frog was so ashamed he kermit-ed suicide. Two days later the chimp became ashamed at what _he_ was doing and buried it. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/26 "2010-06-17T05:21:59Z")
Where did a chimp in the zoo get access to a frog?! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/27 "2010-06-17T05:23:13Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Where did a chimp in the zoo get access to a frog?! He got it from the leap-ard. Eh, I got nothin’. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/28 "2010-06-17T05:57:45Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Where did a chimp in the zoo get access to a frog?! Looked to me like he got access through it’s oral cavity. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/29 "2010-06-17T06:01:53Z")
I hear a porn film is in the works. Leap Throat. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/30 "2010-06-17T06:04:27Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > “Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime _murrfff murrrflge aacckkk_” This made me laugh out loud and choke on a tortilla chip. You win. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/31 "2010-06-17T09:38:49Z")
Forget chokin’ the chicken, my new euphemism for masturbation will be drowning a frog. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/32 "2010-06-17T13:10:24Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Two days later the chimp became ashamed at what _he_ was doing and buried it. No no no. He was forced to marry the frog, then the frog was drowned. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/33 "2010-06-17T13:24:17Z")
Question - if a princess kisses a frog, it turns into a prince. What happens in this case? ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/34 "2010-06-17T15:57:01Z")
> [@CateAyo](#): > > he’s gonna get warts But think of how much he’ll save on buying french ticklers. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/35 "2010-06-17T16:07:00Z")
I don’t know why but I just can’t bring myself to watch the video. I clicked the link but then I couldn’t muster the courage to click play. Maybe that’s for the best. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/36 "2010-06-17T16:54:32Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > I don’t know why but I just can’t bring myself to watch the video. I clicked the link but then I couldn’t muster the courage to click play. Maybe that’s for the best. Yeah… a big part of me wishes I hadn’t watched it either. It’s not something that’s going to leave me without a few gallons of brain bleach… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/37 "2010-06-17T16:59:23Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > Yeah… a big part of me wishes I hadn’t watched it either. It’s not something that’s going to leave me without a few gallons of brain bleach… Or begin a desire to Google “frogs for sale”. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/38 "2010-06-17T17:00:25Z")
Well it does take toad licking to a whole new level. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/39 "2010-06-17T17:57:59Z")
First Runner up: > [@tdn](#): > > Ribbit for her pleasure. And the Winner is: > [@outlierrn](#): > > And I will love him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and stroke him, and I will call him George. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/40 "2010-06-17T17:59:02Z")
And it is freakishly smart on the chimp’s part. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429.md?page=3)