# Sick, Sick, Sick Little Chimp **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 16, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429 "2010-06-16T15:58:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/41 "2010-06-17T17:59:33Z")
What a smart chimp, he’s learned how to use a tool! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/42 "2010-06-17T18:03:04Z")
It’s not easy being green. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/43 "2010-06-17T18:45:29Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > What a smart chimp, he’s learned how to use a tool! …on his tool! ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/44 "2010-06-17T19:14:34Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Where did a chimp in the zoo get access to a frog?! [honolulu.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=](http://honolulu.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=) **C4F** ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/45 "2010-06-17T20:51:33Z")
> [@autolycus](#): > > “hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime _murrfff murrrflge aacckkk_” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/46 "2010-06-17T22:02:05Z")
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/47 "2010-06-17T22:10:57Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!” ‘That’s not my paw.’ ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/48 "2010-06-18T02:54:43Z")
> [@LurkMeister](#): > > So you think he croaked? Yes, and I believe he was cream-ated. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/49 "2010-06-18T05:03:04Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Well it does take toad licking to a whole new level. Actually, it’s a Giant Toad, and quite poisonous. If the chimp licked his fingers afterward he might have taken a very interesting trip. (Then again, he might also absorb some of the toxins through other mucous membranes …) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/50 "2010-06-18T05:08:52Z")
Don’t be so judgemental - we all feel a little ranidae from time to time. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/51 "2010-06-18T05:21:27Z")
OK - I’m thinking it so I’m going to say it. Anything else out there figure this takes the proof of evolution to a whole new level? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/52 "2010-06-18T05:49:55Z")
I’m so proud… this is my most successful thread, ever. _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/53 "2010-06-18T06:55:38Z")
> [@PapSett](#): > > I’m so proud… this is my most successful thread, ever. > > _sniff_ It is? Well, blow me down! \ Here - let’s shake on it! 😃 (My apologies to all. Something in this thread just brings out the “totally silly” in me)) ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/54 "2010-06-18T07:11:13Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > It is? Well, blow me down! No, that’s the frog’s job. ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/55 "2010-06-18T12:01:06Z")
> [@The Chimp](#): > > I’m frogerbating like a motherfuck! … ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/56 "2010-06-18T12:59:47Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Actually, it’s a Giant Toad, and quite poisonous. If the chimp licked his fingers afterward he might have taken a very interesting trip. (Then again, he might also absorb some of the toxins through other mucous membranes …) Well, we wouldn’t want that. Or else the chimp might go off and do something a little unusual. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/57 "2010-06-18T14:39:09Z")
Originally Posted by Colibri Actually, it’s a Giant Toad, and quite poisonous. If the chimp licked his fingers afterward he might have taken a very interesting trip. (Then again, he might also absorb some of the toxins through other mucous membranes …) Personally I hope his little chimpanzee pecker rots and falls off… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/58 "2010-06-18T14:46:06Z")
[Kermit responds.](http://videosift.com/video/Kermits-Reaction-to-Chimp-and-Frog-Video) ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/59 "2010-06-18T14:50:52Z")
I’m looking forward to the sequel, “Two chimps, one Frog”. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429/60 "2010-06-18T15:50:06Z")
Naughty monkey, deserves a good spanking. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-little-chimp/543429.md?page=4)