# sick sick sick sick....ugh. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 18, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029 "2000-01-18T22:46:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/1 "2000-01-18T22:46:00Z")
sick pictures, straight dope…ugh, must they be such raunchy illustrations, some of them?? and especially on the opening page. jus htought I’d vent - I’m in a good mood today, so I’m not gonna go off on anyone (luck you). * * * I’m not weird, I’m just Gifted…okay, so I’m weird too… ~I’m 15, people, but don’t doubt my intelligence~ \*fLoWeR cHiLd, 2nd generation… “Im not opinionated, Im just always right.” ©Me ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/2 "2000-01-18T22:53:00Z")
Take it up with Slug, er, uh, that is, SlUg. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/3 "2000-01-18T22:55:00Z")
**Slug**? You dare to insult **Slug**? Hoo boy, are you in for it now! **Slug Signorino** is part of the Trinity that is Cecildom. Hating **Slub** is kinda like loving God and Jesus but hating the Holy Spirit. Except that **Slug** exists, of course. * * * Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/4 "2000-01-18T22:58:00Z")
Ooooh, you called him _Slub_. You’re in a heapa trouble now. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/5 "2000-01-18T23:00:00Z")
You’re not going to go off on anyone? Well, gee. Thanks, dude! Oh, by the way, what makes you think anyone gives a fuck about your vents? Maybe you should stick to your colouring book. And stay inside the lines! Putz. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/6 "2000-01-18T23:04:00Z")
Stupid typos. I apologize, oh great **Slug**. I will do 15 “Hail **Signorino** ” prayers tonight in addition to the normal 10. Please to not pillory me with Your mighty pen. Please do not ridicule me with Thine drawings. Forgive me my trespass. * * * Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/7 "2000-01-18T23:07:00Z")
Too late, **manny**. The next “Cecil slaps a loser” illustration will have your name on the loser’s tee-shirt. Probably because **Slug** doesn’t want to bother with RaNdOm CaPiTaLiZaTiOn foolishness. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/8 "2000-01-18T23:10:00Z")
15 years old and already “gifted” with a lack of punctuation, grammar, and spelling skills. Not bad–it takes some posters until they’re in their 30’s to be that incoherent . . . Hmph. “Raunchy,” eh? Get thee to a nunnery. How’s that for raunchy? -andros- Hail Slug. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/9 "2000-01-18T23:15:00Z")
AnD SOmE GReAt HoBbieS: reading, writing, listening to music, haging w/friends * * * That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines. – Phædrus – ---
**Author:** ![Sake\_Samurai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sake\_Samurai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sake_Samurai)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/10 "2000-01-18T23:18:00Z")
Slug’s illustrations are disgusting, but brilliant! You must be referring, specifically to this week’s drawing of Madam Eve’s campaign contribution. So very clever. See, she’s running for House Whip and there, in her right hand, rests an actual whip!! Furthermore, the phoenetic splitting of the phrase “campaign contribution” on the side of the box yeilds several juicy word suggestions. The pot-bellied, porky guy (get it?) is holding up three fingers, providing a subtle and symmetrically pleasurable balance to the three tails of the whip held behind her back. And then, of course, there’s the whimsical treatment of proportion and composition. I am in awe. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/11 "2000-01-18T23:18:00Z")
I haged with some friends once. Never again. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/12 "2000-01-18T23:57:00Z")
I was able to discerne the following gem from fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY’s sig line > [@](#): > > ~I’m 15, people, but don’t doubt my intelligence~ Aw, c’mon, please can I? you might be smart but you are in for a heap of slamming if your posting style continues to resemble a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist. Heck, I imagine the board will even let the username pass, but please, oh dear God please, follow this one simple piece of advice. Proofread. * * * I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/13 "2000-01-19T00:45:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy. Um… I think the line is, “I have the body of a taut, pre-teen Swedish boy.” - Rick ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/14 "2000-01-19T00:49:00Z")
Oh, Mully. > [@](#): > > discerne Tsk. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/15 "2000-01-19T01:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY: > \*\*I’m in a good mood today, so I’m not gonna go off on anyone (luck you). > > \*\* Hey pal- luck you, too. Go shag your friends or whatever… * * * Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high. Not enough and you’re gonna die… [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html)[Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/16 "2000-01-19T01:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m 15, people… You’re 15 people? Who are we talking to now, Sybil? * * * We gladly devour those who would subdue us. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/17 "2000-01-19T01:45:00Z")
Dang, not my day. A thread is started by a semi-literate kid and it ends up being the destruction of my posting skills. Time to take a nap. * * * My sig line is currently unavailable. Please check this post in 1 hour when we resume our broadcast day. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/18 "2000-01-19T02:21:00Z")
You “jus htought”? No… neither did you “jus spell”. Quick wacking your monkey while on-line, and both your spelling & keyboarding will improve. * * * “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/19 "2000-01-19T02:43:00Z")
Gotta love it…art appreciation in the pit from the anonymous, the astigmatic and the antisocial. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Konrad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@Konrad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Konrad)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029/20 "2000-01-19T03:04:00Z")
TVeblen sez: > [@](#): > > Gotta love it…art appreciation in the pit from the anonymous, the astigmatic and the antisocial. > > Asshole. What’s this? Post critique by the irritating, the patronizing and the usesless? Next we’ll have dissertations on bravery by a Frenchman and treatises on work ethic by a cat. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-sick-sick-sick-ugh/4029.md?page=2)