# sick to death of atheism vers god thing

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 7, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733 "2004-08-07T04:45:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2004, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/41 "2004-08-08T23:54:05Z")

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> [@HPL](#):
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> I think WoodCM has buggered off.

Maybe his balls got stuck in his car… 😃 Most valid points of rebuttal has been said quite nicely, I think; I can only add, **WoodCM** : If you \*realllly \* got a god issue of some kind, and want to engage in protracted discussion, subscribe. Thirty days ain’t gonna get you there if you’re trying to “enlighten” others to your cause/belief! :wally

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/42 "2004-08-09T03:22:30Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> And I burning you clique’s dog!

All your cliques are belong to us. Hah!

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**Author:** ![WoodCM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@WoodCM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodCM)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/43 "2004-08-09T21:24:15Z")

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> [@HPL](#):
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> I think WoodCM has buggered off.

I didn’t go away, as you put it (nothing against your idiom, but being somewhat paranoid about using certain terms (which seem to offend - which in this evilworld of telly that rules amazes me)I dare not use them even when fortified by the power of drink). No, I spent what seemed like eons composing a brilliant and witty reply, pressed the send button, and poof! it dissapears into electronic oblivion. Just as well I suppose, as it was probable just as contradictorary and and confused as my previous posts. Then spent about two more hours trying to connect back to this board, but my crappy(oops-naughty english) copper line seemed to be screaming ‘enough!’, and I was knackered and went to bed.  
Suffered a great deal trying to get to sleep, being paranoid like. Don’t worry oh you nice ones out there, managed it alright, and JOY! Halleluyah! When I woke up next day I felt no feelings of remorse or mortification that I normally feel even when ranting and raving in mere vibrations of the air!  
There is a lesson in this somewhere. No doubt the more clever ones amongst you would know instantly whyfore.  
Now what the blazes was I going to say when I managed to connect to this forum just now? Oh yes - I remember. Yes, an apology is due. I was harsh in my first post. I am not a Christian-hater. I think that on the whole Christianity has been a force for good in this evil world. But you Christians right now(2004)are very, very poor indeed at pointing out evil in this world. how many of you drive great big motor cars? These horrible things kill (I understand) something like one hundered precious Amercans a day on average. Counless millions of other creatures…  
Oh goodness, this is not at all what I was going to rant about. My tiny mind got diverted from the thought! Too late. The perils of imperfect technology shouts out 'do not go back and check, do not press ‘back’. Sorry for being a backward being at this internet lark! I shall now press the button ‘submit reply’, and see what happens…

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/44 "2004-08-09T21:26:59Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> No, I spent what seemed like eons composing a brilliant and witty reply, pressed the send button, and poof! it dissapears into electronic oblivion.

Well then, you see, there is indeed a God.

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**Author:** ![WoodCM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@WoodCM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodCM)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/45 "2004-08-09T21:47:19Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Well then, you see, there is indeed a God.

Now I am confused. Is this a joke? A nice one, or a nasty one?(or a bit of both-and others). I know I can’t complain, since my postings have probably done the same thing. Now I have remembered one of the things I meant to rant on about. This thing we call the ‘english language’. It is very imperfect, is is not? We english take pride in the language. Not I! beware, it is jam-packed with pitfalls. Is this the truth, or is it false what I have just said?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/46 "2004-08-09T21:54:21Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Now I am confused. Is this a joke? A nice one, or a nasty one?(or a bit of both-and others).

Yes.

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/47 "2004-08-09T22:10:43Z")

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Wow, that last post (2 posts agon on preview) by **WoodCM** is a lot like reading Nabokov, or maybe The Wasteland by T.S. Eliot.  
You know, it’s funny; I am an atheist who thinks that religion on the whole has very, very few redeeming qualities where it’s positive, and is very dangerous where it’s negative. But to tell all believers of religion to go to another forum is just stupid. The debate over religion is vastly interesting, and very often points are brought up that I never thought about on both sides of the equation. This educates me, and it educates the people involved. If you’re so enlightened that you know everything there is to know about _both_ sides of the argument, then I think you could be so enlightened as to let us kids just play and work out our differences. Odds are, though, the one word you should drop from your vocabulary for a while is the word ‘enlightened’, especially in reference to yourself.

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/48 "2004-08-09T22:13:20Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> We english take pride in the language. Not I!

Now I’m confused. Is that a joke? Are you English from England?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/49 "2004-08-09T22:40:29Z")

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> [@The\_Llama](#):
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> Now I’m confused. Is that a joke? Are you English from England?

I’m pretty sure he’s Crazy from Crazyland.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/50 "2004-08-09T22:46:37Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Is this the truth, or is it false what I have just said?

Anwers you seek, but find them you will not. Not down that path, for there lies the Dark Side. Seductive it is! Resist it you must, in all its guises!

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**Author:** ![WoodCM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@WoodCM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodCM)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/51 "2004-08-09T23:05:58Z")

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> [@The\_Llama](#):
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> Now I’m confused. Is that a joke? Are you English from England?

Oh you poor thing. How do I expect you to know? It just proves what I said about about the english language being imperfect. Yes, I am what you call ‘English’, from ‘England’.

```
 It is not you fault. Few people(even here) seem to see it. There is no such thing as 'England' any more. It does not exist (of course, deep down I wish - nay- even beleive it does).  

```

England no longer exists. I am not the only person who says this. Many men, wiser(and certainly more hard-working and myself) have said this. I do not expect you to beleive this, seeing that films and telly are all-encompassing brainwashing. What I have written just now is also brainwashing, but very very tiny to what you have already recieved, and thus totally futile. Why do we bother to write these things?

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/52 "2004-08-09T23:09:09Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Oh you poor thing. How do I expect you to know? It just proves what I said about about the english language being imperfect. Yes, I am what you call ‘English’, from ‘England’.
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> ```
> It is not you fault. Few people(even here) seem to see it. There is no such thing as 'England' any more. It does not exist (of course, deep down I wish - nay- even beleive it does).  
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> ```
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> England no longer exists. I am not the only person who says this. Many men, wiser(and certainly more hard-working and myself) have said this. I do not expect you to beleive this, seeing that films and telly are all-encompassing brainwashing. What I have written just now is also brainwashing, but very very tiny to what you have already recieved, and thus totally futile. Why do we bother to write these things?

clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

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**Author:** ![WoodCM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@WoodCM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodCM)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/53 "2004-08-09T23:21:27Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Anwers you seek, but find them you will not. Not down that path, for there lies the Dark Side. Seductive it is! Resist it you must, in all its guises!

Ha ha! You see it(I presume). I like what you said, funny yet true! let’s all go laughing to our grave!

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/54 "2004-08-10T00:14:05Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Ha ha! You see it(I presume). I like what you said, funny yet true! let’s all go laughing to our grave!

How about if we all just go laughing to _your_ grave?

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/55 "2004-08-10T00:24:13Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I’m pretty sure he’s Crazy from Crazyland.

Awesome.

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**Author:** ![sangfroid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@sangfroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sangfroid)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/56 "2004-08-10T00:39:56Z")

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> [@Loopydude](#):
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> Anwers you seek, but find them you will not. Not down that path, for there lies the Dark Side. Seductive it is! Resist it you must, in all its guises!

What **Loopydude** said, _AGAIN_

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**Author:** ![WoodCM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7bcc69/32.png) [@WoodCM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WoodCM)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/57 "2004-08-10T01:54:41Z")

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> [@The\_Llama](#):
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> Awesome.

Being a tight-fisted (that is-mean wiv money) Yorkshire-man (possibly even more meaningless than Englishman), I did not realise that to yoin your club proper meant paying monies to write on the internet. So it with joy that I say I will never do this. You poor fools! The above piece of wit (‘awesome’) is ample reason for never paying to be in you clique. I laugh all the way to the great bank of infinite money in the sky that does not exist. Just as I laugh at all the socialists wiv their marxist god of plenty, and all the other religious fools, who believe in paradise on this earth or the next. There is no difference!

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Now I will preach to you(some twit may point out that I have always been doing this- futile) . Your lives are false, and filled to the brim with lies. You all suck the world dry, and pretend to be good. You have no shame. One day, you will all end for ever and ever. Then your shamelessness will mean nothing at all. I hate death and meaningless, but death will destroy you and me. Thus all your greed will be reduced to nothing, just as my hatred of the worship of power will be! This is true equality! I still hate Socialism, and all other religions(but not equally)!

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How many more rants have I left before paying up? One, two, three…who’s counting? Nobody I bet. This is the true measure of this forum. This is reality. Grow up, and realise it! You are all devils! Harshness be damned!

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**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/58 "2004-08-10T01:56:37Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Being a tight-fisted (that is-mean wiv money) Yorkshire-man (possibly even more meaningless than Englishman), I did not realise that to yoin your club proper meant paying monies to write on the internet. So it with joy that I say I will never do this. You poor fools! The above piece of wit (‘awesome’) is ample reason for never paying to be in you clique. I laugh all the way to the great bank of infinite money in the sky that does not exist. Just as I laugh at all the socialists wiv their marxist god of plenty, and all the other religious fools, who believe in paradise on this earth or the next. There is no difference!
> 
> ```
> Now I will preach to you(some twit may point out that I have always been doing this- futile) . Your lives are false, and filled to the brim with lies. You all suck the world dry, and pretend to be good. You have no shame. One day, you will all end for ever and ever. Then your shamelessness will mean nothing at all. I hate death and meaningless, but death will destroy you and me. Thus all your greed will be reduced to nothing, just as my hatred of the worship of power will be! This is true equality! I still hate Socialism, and all other religions(but not equally)!
> 
> ```
> 
> How many more rants have I left before paying up? One, two, three…who’s counting? Nobody I bet. This is the true measure of this forum. This is reality. Grow up, and realise it! You are all devils! Harshness be damned!

Not Awesome.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/59 "2004-08-10T01:58:55Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Being a tight-fisted (that is-mean wiv money) Yorkshire-man (possibly even more meaningless than Englishman), I did not realise that to yoin your club proper meant paying monies to write on the internet. So it with joy that I say I will never do this. You poor fools! The above piece of wit (‘awesome’) is ample reason for never paying to be in you clique. I laugh all the way to the great bank of infinite money in the sky that does not exist. Just as I laugh at all the socialists wiv their marxist god of plenty, and all the other religious fools, who believe in paradise on this earth or the next. There is no difference!
> 
> ```
> Now I will preach to you(some twit may point out that I have always been doing this- futile) . Your lives are false, and filled to the brim with lies. You all suck the world dry, and pretend to be good. You have no shame. One day, you will all end for ever and ever. Then your shamelessness will mean nothing at all. I hate death and meaningless, but death will destroy you and me. Thus all your greed will be reduced to nothing, just as my hatred of the worship of power will be! This is true equality! I still hate Socialism, and all other religions(but not equally)!
> 
> ```
> 
> How many more rants have I left before paying up? One, two, three…who’s counting? Nobody I bet. This is the true measure of this forum. This is reality. Grow up, and realise it! You are all devils! Harshness be damned!

Wow. I’m just not sure what to say…

_Wonders if he should go get the crazy bucket_

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sick-to-death-of-atheism-vers-god-thing/258733/60 "2004-08-10T02:02:56Z")

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> [@WoodCM](#):
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> Being a long time lurker of this forum I am tired beyond belief of all the threads that argue about atheism and belief in god. This has been done to death again and again! Surely it is time that those who believe in god(s) and the hearafter belong elswhere(that is - other forums). Please do not tire us more enlightened beings with your childish fantasies! I ask you, tell us more about your god! Anything, anything at all! From where do you get your thoughts? Does this god speak to you? Is it from sacred texts? Or do you just feel this? You see? Well, I don’t, and if you want a refutation of your pathetic thoughts - this is not the forum to counter your ridicioulus thinking, for faith and fanaticism are very closely related! Please, no more of this!  
> I come on to this forum to hopefully read others persons thoughts about all sorts, but not this rubbish about god or gods that do not exist (does Santa-Clause exist?). Please, moderators, less of it!

Pardon me, but those threads have been around from time to time since I joined, five years ago next month. I am sorry, O Enlightened One, that the musings of people who have studied the questions regarding the subject at length bore you; but I have no intent of leaving this place to please a guest who finds the subject boring, even though I do hold “childish beliefs” of the sort you denigrate.

As for the grounds for my belief, I’d be glad to discuss them with you – but that’s exactly the sort of thread you don’t want to see, based on your OP.

By the way, yes, “The Santa Clause” exists – it’s a movie starring Tim Allen based on a pun on clauses in contracts with the legendary figure based on St. Nicholas of Myra whose common title is homonymous with “clause” _ **without the final E** _ – with your great enlightenment, I suppose accurate spelling is beneath you.

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