# Sicko Marriage Contract **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 26, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicko-marriage-contract/354352 "2006-04-26T20:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicko-marriage-contract/354352/1 "2006-04-26T20:00:16Z")
I stole the thread title right from Smoking Gun. Check out this dude’s marriage contract for his wife. Is he insane? He regulates everything from what length her pubic hair can be, how it is to be centered, and her behaviour during “his time” which seems to be every moment he is around. Read the whole thing. [Sicko Marriage Contract](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicko-marriage-contract/354352/2 "2006-04-26T20:28:08Z")
[Done](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=359763) and [done](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=360041)! But you have to hand it to the guy for entertaining reading. ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicko-marriage-contract/354352/3 "2006-04-26T20:46:21Z")
You know, if it had been me writing this document, I would have totally used a different font.