# Sicks Ate and other Epic games apologists a word please.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 19, 2019, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197 "2019-05-19T19:18:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/41 "2019-05-20T19:38:38Z")

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> [@Teuton](#):
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> If we’re keeping score, I’m with the DP in this little spat.

Team Sanity thanks you and so do I.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/42 "2019-05-20T19:41:43Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> You should google “DP Compilations” to see other similar topics to your own.

Sorry but you have to understand, I’m not taking porn recommendations from someone named Manson especially the one from 1972.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/43 "2019-05-20T19:47:05Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> you’re taking it far far too seriously.

😃

Normally, “I know you are but what am I?” is a shit response. Once in a great while, though…

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/44 "2019-05-20T19:59:35Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Sorry but you have to understand, I’m not taking porn recommendations from someone named Manson especially the one from 1972.

You don’t recognize “DP” as a shortened version of your username, but you DO recognize it as porn…

hmmm…  
LOL 🙂

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/45 "2019-05-20T20:01:58Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> You don’t recognize “DP” as a shortened version of your username, but you DO recognize it as porn…
> 
> hmmm…  
> LOL 🙂

Hey, I’ve already admitted that I don’t really identify as Disgruntled Penguin never said nothing about identifying as a porn junkie.

😉

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/46 "2019-05-20T20:05:27Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Hey, I’ve already admitted that I don’t really identify as Disgruntled Penguin never said nothing about identifying as a porn junkie.
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> 😉

Ah, right. Carry on then!

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/47 "2019-05-20T20:09:56Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Team Sanity thanks you and so do I.

Everyone then. What with \*\*\*P + not P = 1 \*\*\* and everything.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/48 "2019-05-20T20:17:38Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Everyone then. What with \*\*\*P + not P = 1 \*\*\* and everything.

So everyone but me is in Team Sanity? I mean, call me insane if you must but surely I’m not the only one in that category. It’s a big world.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/49 "2019-05-20T21:04:54Z")

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I never really considered myself pit-worthy, and I guess this just shows that I was right!

I’ll actually thank OP(DP??) though. It’s nice to know that there aren’t folks waiting in the wings for me to be pitted so they can have the chance to go “That son-of-a-bitch?? YEAH! Fuck that guy!!!”

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/50 "2019-05-20T21:14:13Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> I never really considered myself pit-worthy, and I guess this just shows that I was right!
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> I’ll actually thank OP(DP??) though. It’s nice to know that there aren’t folks waiting in the wings for me to be pitted so they can have the chance to go “That son-of-a-bitch?? YEAH! Fuck that guy!!!”

Yeah, this was a pretty tame pitting as far as it goes. Glad you got something out of it too. Like I told you, it was never about you personally with me just the one idea that bugged me. Never had any intentions of making it personal. Peace.

PS: Cool it with the DP question. It won’t end well.

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/51 "2019-05-20T21:23:11Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> So everyone but me is in Team Sanity? I mean, call me insane if you must but surely I’m not the only one in that category. It’s a big world.

Oh no! My joke is not perfectly consistent with the real world! What ever will I do!?

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**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/52 "2019-05-20T21:26:07Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Never had any intentions of making it personal.

Friendly tip for accomplishing not making it personal: Don’t pick one single poster to reference in the title and body of your pitting. Easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/53 "2019-05-20T21:30:15Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Oh no! My joke is not perfectly consistent with the real world! What ever will I do!?

I’d suggest not giving it another thought. I couldn’t figure out what the joke represented logically and wanted to be educated. It was clear you were saying everyone agreed with me but had no idea how to work that out by the formula. I did get to learn what P and not P represents logically so it’s all good.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/54 "2019-05-20T21:34:58Z")

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> [@naita](#):
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> Friendly tip for accomplishing not making it personal: Don’t pick one single poster to reference in the title and body of your pitting. Easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

Honestly, I did include " … and other Epic games apologists" and the one person I needed to let know that I wasn’t signalling the poster out was the poster them self and I PM’ed them directly after posting explaining this.

If that poster didn’t believe me they haven’t stated this in this thread or by PM. It seems that those not involved in the pitting are more upset than the subject of the pitting themself. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/55 "2019-05-20T21:54:12Z")

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Lol, there’s only 1 person in this thread showing emotional distress, DP.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/56 "2019-05-20T21:56:46Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Lol, there’s only 1 person in this thread showing emotional distress, DP.

Still beating that dead horse one note Johnny? LOL.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/57 "2019-05-20T22:01:29Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> PS: Cool it with the DP question. It won’t end well.

Yeah, DP usually doesn’t. Either you’re the one skewered by two dicks fighting for limited parking space, or you’re trying to pretend that you don’t like the feeling of another guy’s balls slapping against yours. Because he probably isn’t in to that aspect of the arrangement, is he?

…or IS he??? :smack:😕

It is, to borrow the old saying, a double-eged sword.

> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> If that poster didn’t believe me they haven’t stated this in this thread or by PM. It seems that those not involved in the pitting are more upset than the subject of the pitting themself. Go figure.

I mean…it’s hard to be upset by, and I say this with no animosity toward you, the DP, one of the (honestly) weakest pit threads I’ve ever seen. Like…evar.

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**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/58 "2019-05-20T22:10:10Z")

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> [@Sicks\_Ate](#):
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> Yeah, DP usually doesn’t. Either you’re the one skewered by two dicks fighting for limited parking space, or you’re trying to pretend that you don’t like the feeling of another guy’s balls slapping against yours. Because he probably isn’t in to that aspect of the arrangement, is he?
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> …or IS he??? :smack:😕
> 
> It is, to borrow the old saying, a double-eged sword.
> 
> I mean…it’s hard to be upset by, and I say this with no animosity toward you, the DP, one of the (honestly) weakest pit threads I’ve ever seen. Like…evar.

Don’t tell me you’ve bought into the I’m somehow upset story? I admitted it was a weak pitting early on ( and often )and don’t feel bad about that. I’m not one to attack someone willy nilly and your statements, which I disagree with strongly, don’t mean I have any ill will towards you.

Over a game client FFS. It doesn’t make any sense. The weakest pit thread would have died were it not for JohnT who got way way way too invested in defending your honor. You’ve got a good friend there let me tell you. Dude is earnest.

Everyone else I’ve enjoyed bantering with no matter how much they hated my DP.

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**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/59 "2019-05-20T22:14:58Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> You should google “DP Compilations” to see other similar topics to your own.

I Googled DP Compilations. Nothing about a disgruntled penguin. Just porn. Hot too.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sicks-ate-and-other-epic-games-apologists-a-word-please/834197/60 "2019-05-20T22:19:46Z")

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> [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](#):
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> Don’t tell me you’ve bought into the I’m somehow upset story? I admitted it was a weak pitting early on ( and often )and don’t feel bad about that. I’m not one to attack someone willy nilly and your statements, which I disagree with strongly, don’t mean I have any ill will towards you.
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> Over a game client FFS. It doesn’t make any sense. The weakest pit thread would have died were it not for JohnT who got way way way too invested in defending your honor. You’ve got a good friend there let me tell you. Dude is earnest.
> 
> Everyone else I’ve enjoyed bantering with no matter how much they hated my DP.

I didn’t even know JohnT and I were friends. We’ve met in passing, but never smacked balls together, or any of the things real friends do.

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