# Side Effects of Sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/side-effects-of-sex/6352>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 18, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/side-effects-of-sex/6352 "2000-01-18T15:12:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/side-effects-of-sex/6352/21 "2000-01-19T14:27:00Z")

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(credit Stephen King for this one)

Oral sex causes amnesia…as soon as a woman goes down on a man, he forgets her phone number.

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Live a Lush Life  
Da Chef

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/side-effects-of-sex/6352/22 "2000-01-19T23:41:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by Chef Troy:  
> \*\*(credit Stephen King for this one)
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> Oral sex causes amnesia…as soon as a woman goes down on a man, he forgets her phone number.
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I never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky…

(Produces semen-stained dress)

Oh, _that_ woman, Miss Lewinsky…

Prescient guy, that Steven King…

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Chaim Mattis Keller  
[cmkeller@compuserve.com](mailto:cmkeller@compuserve.com)

“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the  
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be  
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.  
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”  
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective

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