(credit Stephen King for this one)
Oral sex causes amnesia…as soon as a woman goes down on a man, he forgets her phone number.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky…
(Produces semen-stained dress)
Oh, that woman, Miss Lewinsky…
Prescient guy, that Steven King…
Chaim Mattis Keller
cmkeller@compuserve.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective