# Sig Hall of Fame **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990 "2001-04-23T13:29:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/1 "2001-04-23T13:29:42Z")
Have never seen one, search turned up nothing, thought there should be one. Ok Rules 1. Must be original, Not a quote since that should belong in another HoF. But it can be a cleaverly altered quote. 2. Must be retired, not in use anymore. 3. Must be funny, shocking, emotional, clever, etc. … just so it’s not bland. 4. You probably shouldn’t click ‘show signature’ in this post. To start off I thought I’d enter one of my old favorits from back when I was a professional wit. \*\*\* There’s a fine line between sanity and insanity and only the truely happy tread it. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/2 "2001-04-23T13:34:56Z")
Hung like a seahorse. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/3 "2001-04-23T13:41:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Hung like a seahorse. \*\* This one gets my vote. Yup. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/4 "2001-04-23T13:42:43Z")
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/sigs.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/sigs.html) I think I’ll use this thread to update it, though! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/5 "2001-04-23T13:48:41Z")
My old one. Still my favorite even if it is a little long. 😃 The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog’s deception, screaming madly, “You lied!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/6 "2001-04-23T14:00:31Z")
If I don’t nominate me, I don’t think anyone else will. Here are my first two sigs: **Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway** \*\*Stop Slouching Toward Bethlehem! ``` --- The Mother of the Beast ** ``` ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-hall-of-fame/62990/7 "2001-04-23T14:02:31Z")
I knew there just had to be one… A very sincere thank you… Danke Shoen Darling Danke Shoen Thank you for all the joy and pain picture sh… umm… no that’s not quite appropriate. but hey _getting a little greasy around the gills_ This thread could still serve a purpose. It is easier to get into and unlinked… yeah but not … sigh … It’s not easy being green …