# Sig lines FOR Wally **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 2, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466 "2000-04-02T04:55:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/1 "2000-04-02T04:55:00Z")
OK, gang. Let’s give back in spades what Wally has so richly given to us. Think up a sig for Wally! Judging by your response on the same thread, I guess “Is Wally dead?” is out, ( I’ll save you the trouble,Wally – Putz!) but all I can think of is this: “I was a child prodogy. Problem is I kept on being a child long after I stopped being a prodigy” Surely someone else has some ideas. Bueller? -dollars to donuts, Wally comes up with the best one. * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. ---
**Author:** ![BigRoryG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f07891/32.png) [@BigRoryG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigRoryG)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/2 "2000-04-02T05:02:00Z")
“Whoever said it was lonely at the top, was ugly and didn’t have as many stalkers as I do.” I would also like to thank Wally for my sig. * * * “My drinking team has a Rugby problem.” _This sig line has been brought to you by the creative mind of Wally_ If you need a graphic solution, [http:\ alk.to\Piglet](http://talk.to%5CPiglet) ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/3 "2000-04-02T05:25:00Z")
Making up sig lines for Wally… And perhaps we might give Hawking some physics lessons? Perhaps tell Cecil a fact or two? Come on… This guy is _the best_. Our unquestioning adoration is the best we can do. * * * No matter where you go, there you are. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/4 "2000-04-02T05:59:00Z")
I fear it may soon be: “Think up your own sig lines, dammit” * * * You don’t have a thing to worry about. I’ll have the jury eating out of my hand. Meanwhile, try to escape. _Sig by Wally M7, master signature architect to the SDMB_ ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/5 "2000-04-02T06:04:00Z")
I think an amusing idea would be: “Damn I wish I knew someone who could come up with good sig lines.” But, not nearly as good as what Wally could come up with if he gave it .04 seconds thought. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/6 "2000-04-02T06:08:00Z")
Well, it won’t be as good as the master, but here’s one for him: To know me is to love me. Guys can drool in this line, gals can swoon over here, next to me. All others, the line forms 2ft past the end of the pier. * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/7 "2000-04-02T08:18:00Z")
My own meager contribution: “I am Wally. That’s all you need to know.” After I get some sleep, I imagine I’ll come back, read that, and think: What the _ **HELL** _ was I _thinking_?! ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/8 "2000-04-02T16:24:00Z")
Several years ago, I asked my teenage son why he was wearing sunglasses inside. He said “When you’re as cool as me, the sun shines on you **all** the time!” Wally’s so cool he’d need a parasol. ## Thanks again for the new sig, Wally. **Don’t bring beer to your job interview.** – Sig courtesy of **WallyM7** ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/9 "2000-04-03T05:06:00Z")
In the beginning, there were the words, and the words were Wally’s. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sig-lines-for-wally/15466/10 "2000-04-03T04:22:00Z")
**WallyM7** Thanks. I love my **WallyM7™** sig. For you, how about: “Ceci n’est pas une **WallyM7** sig” * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix “Feynman was wrong. I understand Quantum Physics completely. Anybody seen my drugs?” - **WallyM7**