# \*sigh\* He gave me a ring \*sigh\*

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2002, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721 "2002-12-24T14:52:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/21 "2002-12-24T19:56:32Z")

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Yea! Your wheel is on an upswing, **scott evil**!

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/22 "2002-12-24T20:32:37Z")

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Let’s do the little “recap” thing.

Scott = fabulous.

Jeremy = fabulous.

Scott + Jeremy + Love + Romance = It’s a lovely day for a white wedding.

That one lonely dresser drawer ain’t gonna’ do it, buddy. He needs a closet of his own, minimum. Then you have to agree on the decorating (I usually leave it up to the woman, but you don’t have that option). See, you’re both in the “denial period.” You say things like “we’re not _really_ living together,” but no one is fooled.

Wait until he starts rearranging the stuff in your kitchen. It’ll drive you positively mad, I promise.

You are _doomed_, chief. You are so close to being married that it would take a construction crane to pull you back from the lip of the Abyss.

You lucky bastard.

The entire post above should be taken with one of these: 😃 Except the “lucky bastard” part.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/23 "2002-12-24T21:29:40Z")

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Congratulations!

Just watch out for that crackers-in-the-mouth thing at the reception… 😃

And **Potter** , that’s _beautiful_. I never thought of wearing a ring being like that.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/24 "2002-12-24T21:40:06Z")

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Does this “Jeremy”–if that is in fact his _real_ name—have _hairy feet_?

Is he rather…_short_?

And do Dark Runes appear on the Ring when it is heated in a fire?

If the answer to one or more of these questions is “yes”, then somebody is trying to simplify his life before the third sequal.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/25 "2002-12-24T23:45:20Z")

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Scott,  
I’m so happy for you!! Can’t wait to meet him. I WILL make it to that dopereal. Congrats again. 🙂

-Clay

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/26 "2002-12-25T00:03:30Z")

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Congratulations! 😃  
Ain’t love grand?

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/27 "2002-12-25T00:17:33Z")

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🙂 Congrats, Scott! You’ve been a positive force on the Board.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2002, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sigh-he-gave-me-a-ring-sigh/144721/28 "2002-12-25T01:47:40Z")

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OK **Scott** , here I was wallowing in my semi-normal “I hate Christmas” mood.

I was trying to get through the holiday and keep my Grinch/Scrooge thing intact.

I was really looking forward to January.

Then I just _HAD_ to read your post.

I’m all teary-eyed now. AND _SMILING_, ya bloody bastard! 😃

> [@](#):
>
> When a man’s in love, when a man’s in love  
> ain’t nothin’ too hard or too tough when a man’s in love  
> When a man’s in love, when a man’s in love  
> he’ll fight like a tiger fly like a dove when a man’s in love
> 
> - Rod Stewart

Sheesh.

Congratulations and {{{hugs}}} man!

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